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Here's why you should never, ever eat icicles

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zep73
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New name: Poopsicles

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acute

The icicles dangling from your nose should be safe to eat, I imagine.

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sykanie83

snotsickles

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sykanie83

imagine just picking one of the icicle's off of ur nose and saying to your dad

hey, want a snotsickle?

Sure!

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Hyperionxvii

Stuck, stuck... Stuck!!!

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Hyperionxvii

Even worse is when one beaks off and beaks your glasses. You'll shoot your eye out! 

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sykanie83

its all fun and games until your looking up and one stabs you right in the eyeball.

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Lemongrab
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She is a trained meteorologist so she knows that birds poop

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newbloodmoon

Another reason to not eat them is what are you going to blame on if you almost shoot your eye out? You might have to give your red Ryder carbine rifle with 500 shot capacity and a compass in the stock and a thingy that tells time back to your mom.

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