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Congregation claims pastor farts on them to heal them

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Matt221

I think i'll stick to doctors,nurse's and hospitals

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jethrofloyd

He could team up with that NYC ‘artist’ who sels his a year’s worth of farts.

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Wistman
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ouija ouija

More fool his parishioners for allowing him to do that. Why hasn't he been defrocked?

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Stiff
5 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Why hasn't he been defrocked?

Possibly due to the smell?

 

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HandsomeGorilla

Didn't South Park do this? 

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Twin
7 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Why hasn't he been defrocked?

He was probably Frocked by a con-artist.

There is no one to who wants to touch that (sit-uation).

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South Alabam

"Forgive me farter, for I have sinned."

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godnodog

For those who claim that the Church doesn´t give a chait about you, well now that´s not exactly true is it?

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Overdueleaf

if only I could somehow harness this power and bestow it upon my dog...i would be healed of all my ailments!!!

 

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