Popular Post Still Waters Posted March 21, 2021 Popular Post #1 Share Posted March 21, 2021 The congregation of a church in South Africa are claiming their pastor sits on people and farts on them as a means of healing and blessing them. Pastor Christ Penelope of SevenFold Holy Spirit Ministries in Siyandani Village in Giyani, Limpopo, has been accused of farting on his congregants. Photos reportedly show the pastor sitting or standing on top of people, with people claiming he breaks wind on them. However, the pastor refutes the remarks that have been circulating on social media, having simply said, according to The Daily Sun: "I don't fart on people - I heal people." https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-congregation-claims-pastor-farts-in-their-faces-to-heal-them-20210320 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 21, 2021 #2 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I think i'll stick to doctors,nurse's and hospitals 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted March 21, 2021 #3 Share Posted March 21, 2021 He could team up with that NYC ‘artist’ who sels his a year’s worth of farts. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wistman Posted March 21, 2021 #4 Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) Spiritually Rejuvenating Facial Masks aerosol disbursed, scented with natural fragrance, no harsh chemicals, FDA* approved * not affiliated with the Food and Drug Administration Edited March 21, 2021 by The Wistman 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 21, 2021 #5 Share Posted March 21, 2021 More fool his parishioners for allowing him to do that. Why hasn't he been defrocked? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted March 21, 2021 #6 Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Why hasn't he been defrocked? Possibly due to the smell? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted March 21, 2021 #7 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Didn't South Park do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Posted March 22, 2021 #8 Share Posted March 22, 2021 7 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Why hasn't he been defrocked? He was probably Frocked by a con-artist. There is no one to who wants to touch that (sit-uation). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted March 22, 2021 #9 Share Posted March 22, 2021 "Forgive me farter, for I have sinned." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godnodog Posted March 22, 2021 #10 Share Posted March 22, 2021 For those who claim that the Church doesn´t give a chait about you, well now that´s not exactly true is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overdueleaf Posted March 22, 2021 #11 Share Posted March 22, 2021 if only I could somehow harness this power and bestow it upon my dog...i would be healed of all my ailments!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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