Cincinnati Police hunt for at least five rogue monkeys

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Cincinnati police are working to solve a missing-monkey mystery swinging through news reports and social media feeds Thursday.

Police and animal authorities are on the lookout for at least five rogue monkeys who were reportedly last spotted in trees in a Cincinnati cemetery.

Initial reports said the monkeys were from a private collection. With the help of Cincinnati Zoo staff, a search for the monkeys started around 10 p.m. Wednesday in the Price Hill neighborhood, about four miles west of downtown, according to a FOX 19 report.

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Cincinnati Police hunt for at least five rogue monkeys.

Did they rob a bank or summat?

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I was looking for some convoluted pun; but you can just make your own.