Eldorado Posted April 12, 2021 #1 Share Posted April 12, 2021 The world’s biggest rabbit has been reported stolen, as his owner offers a £1,000 reward for his safe return. Darius, a Continental Giant rabbit who is aged 11, was discovered missing early on Sunday morning by his owner Annette Edwards at her home in Stoulton, Worcestershire. Darius holds a Guinness World Record as the world’s biggest bunny, with a length of 4ft and 3in, while weighing in at 35 pounds. UK Telegraph report Darius: 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resume Posted April 12, 2021 #2 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Anyone know the whereabouts of Elmer Fudd? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted April 13, 2021 Author #3 Share Posted April 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Resume said: Anyone know the whereabouts of Elmer Fudd? He hopped it outta town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 13, 2021 #4 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Geezum crow give the lady her rabbit back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 13, 2021 #5 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Eldorado said: Bunnynapped? Good effort, El. Personally, I would've gone with "Bunglary". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Wellington Posted April 13, 2021 #6 Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Eldorado said: The world’s biggest rabbit has been reported stolen, as his owner offers a £1,000 reward for his safe return. Darius, a Continental Giant rabbit who is aged 11, was discovered missing early on Sunday morning by his owner Annette Edwards at her home in Stoulton, Worcestershire. Darius holds a Guinness World Record as the world’s biggest bunny, with a length of 4ft and 3in, while weighing in at 35 pounds. UK Telegraph report Darius: That worlds biggest rabbit is now in the worlds biggest rabbit pie. And boy does he look tasty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotoutthere Posted April 13, 2021 #7 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) That's one big rabbit stew. (and a nice pair of slippers) Edited April 13, 2021 by itsnotoutthere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted April 13, 2021 #8 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Posted April 13, 2021 #9 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) A ransom demand is likely, says pet detective. It is vital to close borders, owner has upped reward to £2k. : Pet detective says stolen giant rabbit is ‘still hot’ and a smuggling risk | Animals | The Guardian Edited April 13, 2021 by ted hughes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark-DK Posted April 14, 2021 #10 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Ace Ventura is on the case, move a long... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted April 14, 2021 #11 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Obviously has been chatting online with the Giant Pet Tortoise on the Run After Escaping Kansas Home recently, and they are meeting up somewhere internationally to start a new life together. What do you think @Manwon Lender? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted April 14, 2021 #12 Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Timothy said: Obviously has been chatting online with the Giant Pet Tortoise on the Run After Escaping Kansas Home recently, and they are meeting up somewhere internationally to start a new life together. What do you think @Manwon Lender? I think it is great, the only question I have is if they mate what do you call the offspring. I think we could start a thread and ask for names I have a suggestion we could call it a tordarabtor! Maybe it would be armored like a Tortoise with the speed and jumping ability of a giant Rabbit. That would be a scary beast, the dam thing could jump up tear peoples throats out!! Peace dude Edited April 14, 2021 by Manwon Lender 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Posted April 14, 2021 #13 Share Posted April 14, 2021 As a dog owner (companion!), I have very, very strong feelings about pet theft. But there is something undeniably funny about this story. I do hope the big thumper is back home soon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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