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jmccr8
9 hours ago, Xeno-Fish said:

In just 5 minutes a day, you too can obtain enlightenment through mug meditation. Just make 10 easy payments $99.99 and it can be yours, order NOW!

Hi Xeno

I meditated the coffee right out of my mug.

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jmccr8
1 hour ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

I can think of a few more options.

For example wouldn't a super genius make sure that the text was clear instead of open to all manner of interpretation ?

Hi Not

The super genius created super idiots, not sure why maybe a self-flogging of some sort or maybe to make itself feel smarter.:unsure2:

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Tatetopa
On 4/21/2021 at 3:55 AM, Xeno-Fish said:

Are you a mugger or are you the mug, are you both the mug and mugger???

Or are you the coffee  waiting in  a sterile receptacle enticing consumption by a nervous system that you can convince to plant mere coffee bushes?

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Xeno-Fish
Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Tatetopa said:

Or are you the coffee  waiting in  a sterile receptacle enticing consumption by a nervous system that you can convince to plant mere coffee bushes?

I'm pretty sure I'm the coffee that felines defecate. 

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Noteverythingisaconspiracy
18 minutes ago, Tatetopa said:

Or are you the coffee  waiting in  a sterile receptacle enticing consumption by a nervous system that you can convince to plant mere coffee bushes?

The mug is a way to reach oneness with the Great Caffeine God. 

15 minutes ago, Xeno-Fish said:

I'm pretty sure I'm the coffee that felines defecate. 

The Great Caffeine God works in mysterious ways. Amen.

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Coffee Lover's

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Tatetopa
21 minutes ago, Xeno-Fish said:

I'm pretty sure I'm the coffee that felines defecate. 

I know the goat processed beans are  potent and highly sought after. 

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Xeno-Fish
1 minute ago, Tatetopa said:

I know the goat processed beans are  potent and highly sought after. 

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Xeno-Fish
5 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

The Great Caffeine God works in mysterious ways. Amen.

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I don't know. I'm getting mixed messages.

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Noteverythingisaconspiracy
2 minutes ago, Xeno-Fish said:

satan-coffee.jpg?w=584

I don't know. I'm getting mixed messages.

r/Pareidolia - When Even Your Coffee Is Surprised You Woke Up This Early

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