Hanslune Posted July 30, 2021 #176 Share Posted July 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Windowpane said: What were the other five rules ... ? Keeping receipts Not running with sissors Always take a present when visiting Be nice when slaying others who don't believe in our god No farting indoors 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted July 30, 2021 #177 Share Posted July 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Thanos5150 said: They are all related to Fight Club with rule #1, of course, being to never talk about it. Probably why no one has ever heard of this other tablet. I wish rule number one really was "never talk about it". I get tired of those religious people knocking on my door and leaving flyers and letters on my gate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos5150 Posted July 30, 2021 #178 Share Posted July 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Desertrat56 said: I wish rule number one really was "never talk about it". I get tired of those religious people knocking on my door and leaving flyers and letters on my gate. So tired of it it makes you want to join Fight Club....? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos5150 Posted July 30, 2021 #179 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hanslune said: Keeping receipts Not running with sissors Always take a present when visiting Be nice when slaying others who don't believe in our god No farting indoors Does one out of five make me a bad person? Edited July 30, 2021 by Thanos5150 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotic Jew Posted July 30, 2021 #180 Share Posted July 30, 2021 It's in that strangely unguarded hangar on that military base with all that other junk they don't want us to know about isn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted July 30, 2021 #181 Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Robotic Jew said: It's in that strangely unguarded hangar on that military base with all that other junk they don't want us to know about isn't it? Top people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windowpane Posted July 30, 2021 #182 Share Posted July 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Thanos5150 said: Does one out of five make me a bad person? Might depend which one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted July 30, 2021 #183 Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 30, 2021 #184 Share Posted July 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Thanos5150 said: Does one out of five make me a bad person? We all do it dude, thar’s why the Lord God didn’t make “thou shan’t Crop Dust” a commandment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 30, 2021 #185 Share Posted July 30, 2021 9 hours ago, Harte said: The first part is true. I saw the documentary: Harte Off topic - that clip is part of the RE curriculum here, there’s an approved PowerPoint about the Ten Commandments which uses it. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1200 Posted July 30, 2021 #186 Share Posted July 30, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 1:12 AM, docyabut2 said: New law to occupy the new land Towards Syria, Judea and Palestine: The great barbarian empire to decay, Before the Moon completes it cycle. Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul Ash nazg thrakatulûk , agh burzum-ishi krimpatul 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 30, 2021 #187 Share Posted July 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Tom1200 said: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul Ash nazg thrakatulûk , agh burzum-ishi krimpatul Do you want Balrogs? Because this is how you get Balrogs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1200 Posted July 30, 2021 #188 Share Posted July 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: Do you want Balrogs? Because this is how you get Balrogs. That's Aussie slang for haemorrhoids, right? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festina Posted July 30, 2021 #189 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) CovenDent? Freudian slip? My working hypothesis... Some kind of off world “computer” previously housed in the great pyramid that controlled the “earth” that was taken out of Egypt by bandits and is now being used to control humanity for nefarious purposes. Edited July 30, 2021 by Festina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docyabut2 Posted July 30, 2021 Author #190 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Prof claims he has found lost Ark of the Covenant (baptiststandard.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 30, 2021 #191 Share Posted July 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, Festina said: CovenDent? Freudian slip? My working hypothesis... Some kind of off world “computer” previously housed in the great pyramid that controlled the “earth” that was taken out of Egypt by bandits and is now being used to control humanity for nefarious purposes. Maybe something running Encarta 95?* * which is the pet “theory” of an occasional poster here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 30, 2021 #192 Share Posted July 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, docyabut2 said: Prof claims he has found lost Ark of the Covenant (baptiststandard.com) I prefer Plantagenet Hume’s theory that the Ark is in Australia (specifically under the Black Mountain). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docyabut2 Posted July 30, 2021 Author #193 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: I prefer Plantagenet Hume’s theory that the Ark is in Australia (specifically under the Black Mountain). Was Noah's Ark ROUND? 3,700-year-old clay tablet reveals boat was a coracle made out of reeds and bitumen | Daily Mail Online that was noah `s ark Edited July 30, 2021 by docyabut2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted July 30, 2021 #194 Share Posted July 30, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badeskov Posted July 31, 2021 #195 Share Posted July 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: I prefer Plantagenet Hume’s theory that the Ark is in Australia (specifically under the Black Mountain). And you would be pretty naive in thinking that, my sincere apologies. I’m using it as nightstand right now. I had to sand it down a bit and give it a fresh round of laker. But otherwise good as new. That said, I am a bit disappointed in the inside use - it seems rather hostile when trying to open then thing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Witness Posted July 31, 2021 #196 Share Posted July 31, 2021 (edited) The Ark was likely melted down by the Babylonians, or someone else. That’s what happened to most, if not all of the gold in Jerusalem. It could have been buried by someone, who died, but if the Ethiopians had it, why the secrecy? Is anything truly sacred, a secret? The entire Temple was replaced by Jesus Christ. He is the New Covenant. The Ark, is a relic with no present power or sacred purpose. End of story …. Edited July 31, 2021 by Raptor Witness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted July 31, 2021 #197 Share Posted July 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: Off topic - that clip is part of the RE curriculum here, there’s an approved PowerPoint about the Ten Commandments which uses it. I introduced a Geometry topic (measuring angles) with Steve Martin's "King Tut" from SNL once. Explained how the AE's did it. Harte 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobu Posted July 31, 2021 #198 Share Posted July 31, 2021 3 hours ago, docyabut2 said: Prof claims he has found lost Ark of the Covenant (baptiststandard.com) Hershel Shanks, editor of the Biblical Archaeological Review, adds, “Many scholars regard his claims with a very jaundiced eye.”…. …..: You know how bad it is when they pull out jaundice on a fella , right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 31, 2021 #199 Share Posted July 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Nobu said: Hershel Shanks, editor of the Biblical Archaeological Review, adds, “Many scholars regard his claims with a very jaundiced eye.”…. …..: You know how bad it is when they pull out jaundice on a fella , right? Do those many academics share only one eye between them? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos5150 Posted July 31, 2021 #200 Share Posted July 31, 2021 7 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: We all do it dude, thar’s why the Lord God didn’t make “thou shan’t Crop Dust” a commandment. But I do it on purpose. Is that bad? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now