UM-Bot Posted May 15, 2021 #1 Share Posted May 15, 2021 A new study has revealed that pigs and other mammals can absorb oxygen through their rear-ends. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/346973/can-humans-breathe-through-their-rectum 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post XenoFish Posted May 15, 2021 Popular Post #2 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I don't know if people can breath through them, but I know a few who talk out of them. 5 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 15, 2021 #3 Share Posted May 15, 2021 You have to ask yourself: why did someone suddenly decide to study this? Could they not find anything more useful to use their energy on? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamer screamer Posted May 15, 2021 #4 Share Posted May 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, Xeno-Fish said: I don't know if people can breath through them, but I know a few who talk out of them. That must get messy in conversation? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted May 15, 2021 #5 Share Posted May 15, 2021 "Rectum?!! He damned near KILLED 'EM" Sorry... it's an old joke... 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted May 15, 2021 #6 Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) Maybe we could also dive and breath with a snorkel stuck in a rectum? Edited May 15, 2021 by jethrofloyd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted May 15, 2021 #7 Share Posted May 15, 2021 25 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: You have to ask yourself: why did someone suddenly decide to study this? Could they not find anything more useful to use their energy on? Some people just like to blow their own trumpet. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted May 15, 2021 #8 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I just knew this serious scientific study would become the butt of jokes. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post acute Posted May 15, 2021 Popular Post #9 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I can breathe through my rectum, but only exhale. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godnodog Posted May 15, 2021 #10 Share Posted May 15, 2021 New awareness campaign "Farts the new silent killer" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted May 15, 2021 #11 Share Posted May 15, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, acute said: I can breathe through my rectum, but only exhale. @acute in that case dont light that match... you have to be sure there is no backdraft.... Edited May 15, 2021 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted May 15, 2021 #12 Share Posted May 15, 2021 some people is a bit anal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Wellington Posted May 15, 2021 #13 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Have no one else noticed that when completely naked and you can feel a breeze on your `exit` that you do feel more aerated when exercising and can go longer without becoming out of breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 15, 2021 #14 Share Posted May 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: Have no one else noticed that when completely naked and you can feel a breeze on your `exit` that you do feel more aerated when exercising and can go longer without becoming out of breath? Can't say that I have. Completely serious question that someone who's not me should look into: Would eating a hearty meal of cabbage and beans affect any potential aerobic exchange? There's already a certain amount of waste airflow, so how would it interact with a deliberate injection of liquid perfluorocarbon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted May 15, 2021 #15 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I guess time relevant in an era where it's more socially acceptable to fart than cough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted May 15, 2021 #16 Share Posted May 15, 2021 It wasn't the smoke or the embers, it was the oxygen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 15, 2021 #17 Share Posted May 15, 2021 "whistling" ...any minute now ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setton Posted May 15, 2021 #18 Share Posted May 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Xeno-Fish said: I don't know if people can breath through them, but I know a few who talk out of them. So, how many people came to this thread with a post in mind then saw Xeno had beaten them to it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted May 16, 2021 #19 Share Posted May 16, 2021 It's what we call bad breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted May 16, 2021 #20 Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) Man in court, after beating the nurse who gave him an enema: - She tried to drown me!! Edited May 16, 2021 by zep73 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted May 16, 2021 #21 Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, ouija ouija said: You have to ask yourself: why did someone suddenly decide to study this? Could they not find anything more useful to use their energy on? yeah I've often wondered this.. Some of the so-called studies I've heard about over the years kinda makes me think WTF!! I remember years ago hearing about UK lotto money given to a European yogurt manufacturer to help the 'study' of making their yogurt thicker.. Again= WTF.. Anyways WTF do I know... Another 'study' I remember had something to do with what socks you put on & how it makes you feel!?!? Yet again= WTF?!? Oh what a wonderful caring study- money well spent Edited May 16, 2021 by Dejarma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted May 16, 2021 #22 Share Posted May 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Setton said: So, how many people came to this thread with a post in mind then saw Xeno had beaten them to it? None. Xeno's name showed up in the list of forums and the list of threads in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setton Posted May 16, 2021 #23 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Abramelin said: None. Xeno's name showed up in the list of forums and the list of threads in this forum. I don't know what part of that confused you but I suggest you just try reading again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted May 16, 2021 #24 Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) 21 hours ago, ouija ouija said: You have to ask yourself: why did someone suddenly decide to study this? Could they not find anything more useful to use their energy on? @Dejarma As crass as it is this actually has alot of applications. They rescued mice and pigs who went into respitory failure which this knowledge which means we might be able to develop new emergency procedures to rescue humans with respitory failure as well. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/mammals-can-use-their-intestines-to-breathe#:~:text=As the intestinal gas ventilation,especially in severely ill people. Also in the OP article it was talking about how they improved people's oxygen blood level with this knowledge. This could be useful knowledge for nations without enough ventilators right now to deal with Covid. Edited May 16, 2021 by spartan max2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted May 16, 2021 #25 Share Posted May 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, spartan max2 said: Also in the OP article it was talking about how they improved people's oxygen blood level with this knowledge. This could be useful knowledge for nations without enough ventilators right now to deal with Covid. yeah good point 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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