Man attempts to fast for 40 days 'so God would give him Lamborghini'

[Still Waters]

A man who thought fasting for 40 days and nights would result in God giving him a Lamborghini almost died after attempting the extreme fast.

The 27-year-old church youth leader from Bindura in central Zimbabwe took himself off to a mountainous area where he hid out so no one would try and attempt to make him eat.

He was rescued 33 days later looking 'frail and almost unrecognisable', Mbare Times reports.

The man had been fasting in the hopes of getting a Lamborghini for his girlfriend, who told him it was her 'dream car'.

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-attempts-to-fast-for-40-days-so-god-would-give-him-lamborghini-20210525

https://mbaretimes.com/2021/05/dramaend/

[+ouija ouija]

It would make life very interesting if God gave us a list of things He would give us if we did something like fasting or praying for long periods of time! I say that because I just wonder why this young man came up with the equation '40 days fasting = Lamborghini for girlfriend'. Now I think about it, I know where he went wrong. Either, if the girlfriend wanted the Lamborghini she should have been the one to do the fasting, or, God knew that he really wanted to drive the car himself and was just making hmself look good by saying it was for the girlfriend. 

[+Hammerclaw]

 

[jethrofloyd]

Maybe he had a better chance he wanted the Little Red Corvette. 

 

[acute]

4 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

He

Tut, tut, tut.....

He or She.

[acute]

4 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

I just wonder why this young man came up with the equation '40 days fasting = Lamborghini for girlfriend'.

Officially, it's 30 days for a Lamborghini, but the more you fast, the more optional extras you get!

(Leather dashboard, chrome flashes, heated seat covers, etc)

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

this guy thought  obviouly  he was too childish to still believe in santa he covered it all up with this idea.

Edited May 25, 2021 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz

[acute]

6 minutes ago, 'Walt' E. Kurtz said:

obviouly

Um.....

"obviously"?

6 minutes ago, 'Walt' E. Kurtz said:

childlish

"childish"?

 

Edited May 25, 2021 by acute

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

57 minutes ago, acute said:

Um.....

"obviously"?

"childish"?

 

jä jä childish und och and obviously

gaffer.  but we also need to add some other letters into ze words. 

Edited May 25, 2021 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz

[acute]

Just now, 'Walt' E. Kurtz said:

jä jä childish und och and obviosly

gaffer. 

Sometimes, you are not easy to understand.

Please check what you have written, before you post it.

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

Just now, acute said:

Sometimes, you are not easy to understand.

Please check what you have written, before you post it.

check it again...

[acute]

Just now, 'Walt' E. Kurtz said:

check it again...

Yes.

Please check everything 5 times (at least).  

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

4 minutes ago, acute said:

Yes.

Please check everything 5 times (at least).  

im on an android and it's keys are like too close to each other will double check.

Edited May 25, 2021 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz

[acute]

1 minute ago, 'Walt' E. Kurtz said:

will double check.

Good idea.

[lightly]

He did make it 33 days.   God shoulda come across with an old Volvo at least.  ?     I wonder if I could get a tank of gas for skipping lunch?

[SHaYap]

Nobody ever fasted for a personal private jet... 

~

[jethrofloyd]

6 hours ago, lightly said:

He did make it 33 days.  

That’s enough for Lamborghini tires.

[+ouija ouija]

8 hours ago, third_eye said:

Nobody ever fasted for a personal private jet... 

~

Several tried, but . . . . . . . . .

[oldnatcole]

That guy needs therapy.

[lightly]

On May 25, 2021 at 8:11 PM, third_eye said:

Nobody ever fasted for a personal private jet... 

~

     .  ouija beat me to it !

Edited May 28, 2021 by lightly