"Captured Sasquatch” is on the move from Ohio to Colorado.

[Still Waters]

If you’ve always hoped to catch a glimpse of a legendary creature, you will soon have the chance. A crate marked “Caution: Captured Sasquatch” is on the move from Ohio to Colorado.

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/06/07/bigfoot-sightings-possible-interstat-70-colorado-monday/

[+OverSword]

That's fun 

[jethrofloyd]

Where are the Bigfoot hunters now to surround this crate and take a few blurry and thermal pictures?

[Seti42]

That Bigfoot animatronic looks good, but it still fails to capture the "out of focus" aura real Sasquatches project...

7/10: Well crafted, but not blurry enough.

[newbloodmoon]

When I asked auntey Myrtle to hang up the pasties and retire I never would have suspected her to model for Bigfoot animatronics. Hope she was paid well.