Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 #1 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments. Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof. Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's. Now what would you say? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papageorge1 Posted June 27, 2021 #2 Share Posted June 27, 2021 My question would be 'Why?". And I wouldn't ask it with a negative tone either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted June 27, 2021 #3 Share Posted June 27, 2021 "I know why your ship is so big. You're trying to overcompensate for the size of your probe." 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #4 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) Ask the alien if it would be alright to use his head for a float if I was in a lake. Then he could blow bubbles in the water and propell me to shore. Edited June 27, 2021 by Brandy333 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 27, 2021 #5 Share Posted June 27, 2021 "Can you play some loud music, please? I don't need to hear those squelching sounds." 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inn Spectre Posted June 27, 2021 #6 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Until the immigration authorities arrive, you are my prisoner. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Wellington Posted June 27, 2021 #7 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Brandy333 said: Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments. Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof. Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's. Now what would you say? Come on, if you must put that device there then use some lube please. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #8 Share Posted June 27, 2021 What would you say to aliens so they would be nice to you? I brought plenty of Mars Bars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #9 Share Posted June 27, 2021 When you are abducted and the aliens have undressed you, say I show you my wee-wee, now show me your's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted June 27, 2021 #10 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) no probing thanks !!! Edited June 27, 2021 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #11 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, acute said: "Can you play some loud music, please? I don't need to hear those squelching sounds." James Gang - Funk #49 - YouTube Tell them to play this, and when they get nasty say "if you're gonna act that way I think there's trouble brewin". Edited June 27, 2021 by Brandy333 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 27, 2021 #12 Share Posted June 27, 2021 "You can't park this thing in Sedgley! Dudley Borough Council will slap a parking ticket on it." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted June 27, 2021 #13 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Were you thinking it was gonna be bigger? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Wellington Posted June 27, 2021 #14 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Come on... dont do that... at least take me out to dinner first. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #15 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: Come on... dont do that... at least take me out to dinner first. Yeah, I'd say okay where's the soft bed and fluffed pillows with cable tv? Be sure to keep the computer tuned in to UM. Edited June 27, 2021 by Brandy333 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAyMO Posted June 27, 2021 #16 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) "Take me to your leader!" Well if they can do it..... Edited June 27, 2021 by RAyMO 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted June 27, 2021 #17 Share Posted June 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, RAyMO said: "Take me to your leader!" Well if they can do it..... After your abducted what else could say. Honestly if I was abducted, I would be freaked out and I don't know if I could even speak! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 27, 2021 Author #18 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) I know what I'd do. I'd have my blue jeans on, western shirt, cowgirl hat and boots on, with a smoke in one hand and drink in the other. I'd tell them aliens now look here, I'm the hostess with the mostest, and I'm takin' over this ship now. If you try to stop me I'll whip out my laser, get it? Varoom, Varoom, Sha boom boom boom. See these boots? They're made for walkin' all over you. Yes, Queen Boom Boom is at the helm now. Warp speed Scotty. Edited June 28, 2021 by Brandy333 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy333 Posted June 28, 2021 Author #19 Share Posted June 28, 2021 n What abducted woman says to aliens: I dare you to touch me there again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotic Jew Posted June 28, 2021 #20 Share Posted June 28, 2021 "please don't take me back" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted June 28, 2021 #21 Share Posted June 28, 2021 On 6/27/2021 at 6:00 PM, Brandy333 said: Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments. Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof. Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's. Now what would you say? I'd like to see a photo of your face first. Btw., I'm the alien. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted June 28, 2021 #22 Share Posted June 28, 2021 "Let me fly this ****ing hot thing, bro" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed of chaos Posted June 28, 2021 #23 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Could I photograph the ship? Since every UFO picture looks horrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenMindedSceptic Posted June 28, 2021 #24 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Nanoo nanoo, this is Mork calling Orson, come in Orson... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAyMO Posted June 29, 2021 #25 Share Posted June 29, 2021 "well well well, would you adam and eve it. You do realise that NOT one of those sods on UM are going to believe a word of this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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