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What Would You Say To An Alien After Abducted


Brandy333

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Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it  :D

If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments.   Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof.   Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's.

Now what would you say?

 

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My question would be 'Why?". And I wouldn't ask it with a negative tone either.

 

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"I know why your ship is so big. You're trying to overcompensate for the size of your probe."

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Ask the alien if it would be alright to use his head for a float if I was in a lake.   Then he could blow bubbles in the water and propell me to shore.

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"Can you play some loud music, please?

I don't need to hear those squelching sounds."

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Until the immigration authorities arrive, you are my prisoner.

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1 hour ago, Brandy333 said:

Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it  :D

If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments.   Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof.   Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's.

Now what would you say?

 

Come on, if you must put that device there then use some lube please.

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When you are abducted and the aliens have undressed you, say I show you my wee-wee, now show me your's.

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no probing thanks !!! 

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2 hours ago, acute said:

"Can you play some loud music, please?

I don't need to hear those squelching sounds."

James Gang - Funk #49 - YouTube

Tell them to play this, and when they get nasty say "if you're gonna act that way I think there's trouble brewin".

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"You can't park this thing in Sedgley!  Dudley Borough Council will slap a parking ticket on it."

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2 hours ago, Cookie Monster said:

Come on... dont do that... at least take me out to dinner first.

Yeah, I'd say okay where's the soft bed and fluffed pillows with cable tv? Be sure to keep the computer tuned in to UM.

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"Take me to your leader!"

Well if they can do it.....

 

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7 minutes ago, RAyMO said:

"Take me to your leader!"

Well if they can do it.....

 

After your abducted what else could say. Honestly if I was abducted, I would be freaked out and  I don't know if I could even speak!:lol:

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I know what I'd do.   I'd have my blue jeans on, western shirt, cowgirl hat and boots on, with a smoke in one hand and drink in the other.   I'd tell them aliens now look here, I'm the hostess with the mostest, and I'm takin' over this ship now.    If you try to stop me I'll whip out my laser, get it?   Varoom, Varoom, Sha boom boom boom.   See these boots?  They're made for walkin' all over you.   Yes, Queen Boom Boom is at the helm now.  Warp speed Scotty.

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On 6/27/2021 at 6:00 PM, Brandy333 said:

Let's make this a fun thread and get wild and loose with it  :D

If I smoked I'd tell the male one after I pulled out a cigarette, then my lighter, let me flick my Bic bulbhead baby, while you light up your instruments.   Then breathing heavily blow some smoke in his face and say Oh, poof.   Then fluttering my eyes, breathing heavily, say take me alien man, I'm your's.

Now what would you say?

 

I'd like to see a photo of your face first.

Btw., I'm the alien.

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"Let me fly this ****ing hot thing, bro"

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Could I photograph the ship? Since every UFO picture looks horrible.

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"well well well, would you adam and eve it. You do realise that NOT one of those sods on UM are going to believe a word of this!"

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