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Man Cuts Off Penis And Throws It At Police During High-Speed Chase


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Law enforcement officers in Tennessee were shocked when 39-year-old Tyson Gilbert cut off his penis and threw it at police during a high-speed chase on Highway 70. Gilbert claimed that voices coming in over the car radio ordered him to perform the vile act.

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/man-cuts-off-penis-and-throws-it-at-police-during-high-speed-chase-news.138554.html

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How is that even physically possible while driving... high speed? :o

ETA: He definitely wasn't driving a standard transmission.

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well….. there’s your insanity defence established

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Okay, I read the link. He pulled over briefly to perform the 'operation'.

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   The old cut your penis off and through it at the cops trick huh?  That never works !

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46 minutes ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

well….. there’s your insanity defence established

Foresight on his part

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The worst thing would be, if you threw your penis at the Police and they didn't notice.

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The previous offences not disclosed in the article included four counts of attempted car theft, and resisting arrest. He stated, according to police, that he was on a mission to save the world. Don't know if he was high on drugs and/or mentally unstable, but the story is really quite sad actually. Thankfully no one else was hurt.

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mgid:arc:content:shared.southpark.us.en:

SOOOOOOME ONE, SOOOOOOOME WHERE, IS LOOOOOVING ME TOOOONIIIIIIIIGHT, LOOKING UP AT THIS SAME MOON, AND SEEING IT SO BRIGHT

SOOOOOOME ONE, SOOOOOOOME WHERE, IS FEELIN' MAH DESPAIR, FEELIN' MAH DESPAIR, AND THIS SAME MOON IS MAKING THEM THINK OF THAT!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Kittens Are Jerks said:

The previous offences not disclosed in the article included four counts of attempted car theft, and resisting arrest. He stated, according to police, that he was on a mission to save the world. Don't know if he was high on drugs and/or mentally unstable, but the story is really quite sad actually. Thankfully no one else was hurt.

:lol:                                                                         ... Amen.

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This is really in the wrong section.  Should be in weird and bizarre. 

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9 hours ago, Matt221 said:

I wonder what he did with his Knackers

He hung them from The Waltons' Christmas tree.

 

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