Firm raises $15m to bring back woolly mammoth from extinction

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1 hour ago, Noawareness said:

Good one.

Nahhhh... Just old school 

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16 hours ago, Poncho_Peanatus said:

Well the presence of these giant pachyderms may help in keeping the temperature down....

How exactly?  Will we set them free in the major capitals of the world to eat the rich, destroy the offices of the greedy, careless multi-nationals and then let Greta Thunberg herself crash the next COP26 meeting, here in my fair city, riding one of these magnificent beasts so their mighty trunks can end the tyranny of these crooked politicians once and for all? 

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1 minute ago, mesuma said:

How exactly?  Will we set them free in the major capitals of the world to eat the rich, destroy the offices of the greedy, careless multi-nationals and then let Greta Thunberg herself crash the next COP26 meeting, here in my fair city, riding one of these magnificent beasts so their mighty trunks can end the tyranny of these crooked politicians once and for all? 

Yes that's the plan. It's all in the link. 

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Just now, psyche101 said:

Yes that's the plan. It's all in the link. 

SWEET!!!

[Wepwawet]

Breaking news, luxury car dealerships near to offices of genetics company report increase in sales.

On other, but similar news, Emperor Penguins are to be introduced to the Carribean in order to combat global warming. The rationale is that as these penguins live in a very cold environment, then wherever they live will become cold. To make this happen a penguin relocation company has been created, and are asking that if everybody gives just 3 simoleons, or whatever, a month, then they can save the planet. Their plan is endorsed by owners of luxury car dealerships.