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Haka banned under UK-NZ trade deal


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Brexit was supposed to free us from all this "Human Rights," 'Elf and Safety, "Political Correctness gone mad" nonsense!

New Zealand obviously hasn't got the message yet- Brexit has allowed us to regain the British Empire! Okay, the US is still dithering, but they will soon re-join us in our great trade empire!

Doing the haka if you're not Maori will be banned in the UK under Boris Johnson's new free-trade deal with New Zealand because it is 'offensive cultural appropriation', it emerged last night.  

The Prime Minister's Kiwi counterpart, Jacinda Ardern, is thought to have pressed for the reference to the traditional Maori war dance due to allegations of cultural appropriation in the UK. 

Doing the haka if you're not Maori is offensive cultural appropriation, Brits are warned | Daily Mail Online

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This has to be a joke. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Oh man this Brexit stuff has been hilarious

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14 minutes ago, godnodog said:

This has to be a joke. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Oh man this Brexit stuff has been hilarious

Brexit is the joke of the century! But it is a bit sad for us who have to live with it. 

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7 minutes ago, The Silver Shroud said:

Brexit is the joke of the century! But it is a bit sad for us who have to live with it. 

I sincerely wish the best for the UK, I really do.

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3 hours ago, The Silver Shroud said:

Brexit was supposed to free us from all this "Human Rights," 'Elf and Safety, "Political Correctness gone mad" nonsense!

New Zealand obviously hasn't got the message yet- Brexit has allowed us to regain the British Empire! Okay, the US is still dithering, but they will soon re-join us in our great trade empire!

Doing the haka if you're not Maori will be banned in the UK under Boris Johnson's new free-trade deal with New Zealand because it is 'offensive cultural appropriation', it emerged last night.  

The Prime Minister's Kiwi counterpart, Jacinda Ardern, is thought to have pressed for the reference to the traditional Maori war dance due to allegations of cultural appropriation in the UK. 

Doing the haka if you're not Maori is offensive cultural appropriation, Brits are warned | Daily Mail Online

Don't think we should worry about that, god we had a black woman playing Anne Boleyn on t.v. a few months ago, nobody mentioned 'cultural appropriation' then.

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9 minutes ago, itsnotoutthere said:

Don't think we should worry about that, god we had a black woman playing Anne Boleyn on t.v. a few months ago, nobody mentioned 'cultural appropriation' then.

Of cousre its not cultural appropriation, if Twatter isnt up in arms and its not a white person envolved its ok.

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3 hours ago, The Silver Shroud said:

Brexit was supposed to free us from all this "Human Rights," 'Elf and Safety, "Political Correctness gone mad" nonsense!

New Zealand obviously hasn't got the message yet- Brexit has allowed us to regain the British Empire! Okay, the US is still dithering, but they will soon re-join us in our great trade empire!

Doing the haka if you're not Maori will be banned in the UK under Boris Johnson's new free-trade deal with New Zealand because it is 'offensive cultural appropriation', it emerged last night.  

The Prime Minister's Kiwi counterpart, Jacinda Ardern, is thought to have pressed for the reference to the traditional Maori war dance due to allegations of cultural appropriation in the UK. 

Doing the haka if you're not Maori is offensive cultural appropriation, Brits are warned | Daily Mail Online

Good for NZ - The empire strikes back!

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1 hour ago, itsnotoutthere said:

Don't think we should worry about that, god we had a black woman playing Anne Boleyn on t.v. a few months ago, nobody mentioned 'cultural appropriation' then.

Prepare yourself... it seems that looking at a television have originated in the US... I will start a petition against using television to all people beside US descent, because it's cultural appropriation.

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We own these human movements.

No one else can do them without us feeling bad.

 

sigh

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6 hours ago, The Silver Shroud said:

Brexit was supposed to free us from all this "Human Rights," 'Elf and Safety, "Political Correctness gone mad" nonsense!

New Zealand obviously hasn't got the message yet- Brexit has allowed us to regain the British Empire! Okay, the US is still dithering, but they will soon re-join us in our great trade empire!

Doing the haka if you're not Maori will be banned in the UK under Boris Johnson's new free-trade deal with New Zealand because it is 'offensive cultural appropriation', it emerged last night.  

The Prime Minister's Kiwi counterpart, Jacinda Ardern, is thought to have pressed for the reference to the traditional Maori war dance due to allegations of cultural appropriation in the UK. 

Doing the haka if you're not Maori is offensive cultural appropriation, Brits are warned | Daily Mail Online

You do realise CANZUK would own half the worlds natural resources?

Its a mighty superpower in the making.

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1970: Ministry of Silly Walks

2021: Ministry of Forbidden Dances

Mission completed.

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5 hours ago, godnodog said:

This has to be a joke. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Oh man this Brexit stuff has been hilarious

The trade off is NZ cannot sell locally made Yorkshire Puddings or Kendal mint cake. Which seems fair.  ;)  :lol:    

 

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55 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said:

You do realise CANZUK would own half the worlds natural resources?

Its a mighty superpower in the making.

Did you miss the point of the thread?  Ser Joris Bohnson outlawed the Haka unless you're Maori, like this guy Damian McKenzie

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And let's not forget the Maori prime minister Jacinta, that clearly maori name

1 minute ago, Golden Duck said:

Did you miss the point of the thread?  Ser Joris Bohnson outlawed the Haka unless you're Maori, like this guy 

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