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Weird Chinese goose lays eggs with black yolks


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i had a bantam that after eating loads of cleavers laid eggs with green yolks,basically the yolk can take on the colour of the feed given which is probably the same for all poultry

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Surely, a Chinese goose has a diet rich in soy sauce.

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They would look lovely on a full English breakfast, beans on toast or even better scrambled... Yummy.

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One of my coworker had a bad habits to put methylene blue in our softdrink. In a cola can , it's hard to see the difference. So after a couple of hours we were peeing blue... and without mirror wecannot see your blue teeth. He was a funny ******g bastaaard ! lol.

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9 hours ago, Matt221 said:

i had a bantam that after eating loads of cleavers laid eggs with green yolks,basically the yolk can take on the colour of the feed given which is probably the same for all poultry

Wow.

You've actually tried Green eggs and ham!

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19 hours ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

They would look lovely on a full English breakfast, beans on toast or even better scrambled... Yummy.

Ironically, if I was cooking the breakfast they would match my black sausages and black toast. Nice.

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15 hours ago, psyche101 said:

Wow.

You've actually tried Green eggs and ham!

They tasted just like urm eggs but i don't like ham

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25 minutes ago, Stiff said:

Ironically, if I was cooking the breakfast they would match my black sausages and black toast. Nice.

No black pudding 

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45 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

No black pudding 

HELL no. Hate that stuff. There's not many things that I can't/won't eat but that's one of them. Devils food.

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4 hours ago, Stiff said:

Devils food.

.....and racist! :o

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1 minute ago, acute said:

.....and racist! :o

I didn't want to say that, but I agree.. although, I think yellow yolk might be racist.... I lose track because of all the woke crap at the moment... Thank god I am a White Englishman.... can I say that is that offensive also? 

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1 minute ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

Thank god I am a White Englishman.... can I say that is that offensive also?

It depends.....

Have you apologised for slavery?

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6 minutes ago, acute said:

It depends.....

Have you apologised for slavery?

If I apologize, would I lose my cleaners and kitchen staff? 

I can't load the dishwasher myself. 

A definition of slavery is: "a condition of having to work very hard without proper remuneration or appreciation"... probably every job I have have had, especially as an apprentice bricky.

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3 hours ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

I didn't want to say that, but I agree.. although, I think yellow yolk might be racist.... I lose track because of all the woke crap at the moment... Thank god I am a White Englishman.... can I say that is that offensive also? 

Hi Lilaa

For a while there I was getting 2 yellow yokes per egg and had to add an extra slice of dunking toast for each egg

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I just don't think I'd eat these. 

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2 hours ago, susieice said:

I just don't think I'd eat these. 

Oh em jee!

I can't believe the blatant racism on UM.

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10 minutes ago, acute said:

Oh em jee!

I can't believe the blatant racism on UM.

It's like a yin and yang breakfast.

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9 hours ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

Thank god I am a White Englishman.... can I say that is that offensive also? 

As long as you say you're from the Black Country you should be fine.

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9 hours ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

If I apologize, would I lose my cleaners and kitchen staff? 

I can't load the dishwasher myself. 

It's kinda the same here. In fact, to show my appreciation to Mrs Stiff, I'm making a big sign for the kitchen saying 'Employee of the Year'.

She's gonna absolutely love it.

Follow me for more relationship tips.

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^ He looks like Bill Oddie!

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