Eldorado Posted December 14, 2021 #1 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Three men were left shaken and filled with fear after spotting what they claim was a yowie – a Bigfoot-like creature said to live in the Australian Outback – in a rural Queensland town. On their drive back from work, the trio came across a “slouched over figure” under a street light and initially thought it was “a boar or a really big animal.” It wasn’t until the men got closer that they realised the bizarre figure resembled a yowie, which ran away “in a very apelike way.” MSN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 14, 2021 #2 Share Posted December 14, 2021 I'm telling ya..... These things are all over the planet, in any countries big enough to hide in. Russian and Chinese folklore includes an annual migration of 'Bigfoot' creatures. Then, there's Sasquatch, Yeti, Yowie, and loads of others. (Hairy 'Black Country' women too!) 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander CMG Posted December 14, 2021 #3 Share Posted December 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, acute said: I'm telling ya..... These things are all over the planet, in any countries big enough to hide in. Russian and Chinese folklore includes an annual migration of 'Bigfoot' creatures. Then, there's Sasquatch, Yeti, Yowie, and loads of others. (Hairy 'Black Country' women too!) I think the Hairy 'Black Country' women, are the biggest things mistaken for old footie... However we shouldn't dismiss them. After all there are some big ugly birds out there. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted December 14, 2021 #4 Share Posted December 14, 2021 As I said, it is certainly an aged Robert Plant from Led Zep. This time spotted out at the 'New Year Tour' in Australia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccr8 Posted December 14, 2021 #5 Share Posted December 14, 2021 I have seen littlefoot bigmouth in several bars across this country usually they are drunk though. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted December 15, 2021 #6 Share Posted December 15, 2021 35 minutes ago, jmccr8 said: I have seen bigmouth.. Woman with the largest mouth breaks Guiness World Record https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/08/02/woman-largest-mouth-breaks-guinness-world-record/5451199001/ 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted December 15, 2021 #7 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, acute said: I'm telling ya..... These things are all over the planet, in any countries big enough to hide in. Russian and Chinese folklore includes an annual migration of 'Bigfoot' creatures. Then, there's Sasquatch, Yeti, Yowie, and loads of others. (Hairy 'Black Country' women too!) I'm betting it was @Sir Wearer of Hats on a bender. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted December 15, 2021 #8 Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, psyche101 said: I'm betting it was @Sir Wearer of Hats on a bender. Not me mate, I’ve had a hair cut. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperionxvii Posted December 15, 2021 #9 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Sure they did, and I just took a ride on a UFO being driven by bigfoot. I swear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted December 15, 2021 #10 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) Elsewhere in Australia https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/australia-wide/a-gorilla-on-the-loose-in-hamilton/12288732 https://www.smh.com.au/national/great-ape-escape--gorilla-goes-walkabout-at-melbourne-zoo-20090410-a2lq.html https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/feb/26/sydney-baboon-escape-questions https://www.9news.com.au/national/chimpanzee-escapes-taronga-zoo-sydney-lets-itself-back-in/5d385c52-dfe3-4211-8251-2d0acf27fd8f We don't know how many primates are lost each year... it's a bit like bigcats sighting. Edited December 15, 2021 by Jon the frog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1200 Posted December 15, 2021 #11 Share Posted December 15, 2021 21 hours ago, acute said: I'm telling ya..... These things are all over the planet, in any countries big enough to hide in. It's worse than that - they're running the planet! We've had enough Yowie reports for me to do a highly technical and scientific analysis on my PapaSmurf-ometer of Gibberish. The results are: Real live Yowie; absolutely no doubt, mate: 98% Large koala in a Yowie suit: well... maybe: 20% Ned Kelly: 5% Ned Kelly's ghost: 25% Just some bloke waking up drunk and fleeing the heat: completely ridiculous, doesn't even merit a second's contemplation: 0% Aliens: 11% Atlantis: 12% Alanis Morrisette / Sir Hat (they're the same person): 13% So the sum of probabilities of it being anything other than a Yowie is 86%. 86% is less than 98% so it's 100% certain that it's 98% a Yowie. QED. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccr8 Posted December 15, 2021 #12 Share Posted December 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Jon the frog said: We don't know how many primates are lost each year.. I'm not lost I'm hiding. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted December 20, 2021 #13 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Hmmm.... maybe there is something to this story... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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