LivingDeadGurL Posted March 5, 2005 #1 Share Posted March 5, 2005 -Rejected Children's Book Titles- 1) You Are Different And That's Bad 2) Dad's New Wife "Greg" 3) Fun Four-Letter Words To Know and Share 4) The Kid's Guide To Hitchiking 5) Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 6) Curious George and the High Voltage Fence 7) All Cats Go To Hell 8) The Little Sissy Who Snitched 9) That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption 10) Grandpa Gets A Casket 11) Strangers Have The Best Candy 12) You Were An Accident 13) Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games 14) Where Would You Like to be Buried? 15) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket Be Friends? 16) Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 17) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 18) The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 19) If It Feels Good, Touch It! 20) Making Grown-Up Friends on the Internet 21) You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 22) Mommy Loves The New Baby More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted March 5, 2005 #2 Share Posted March 5, 2005 13) Pop! Goes the hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games. 6) Curious George and the High Voltage Fence] LOL Still laughing over those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted March 5, 2005 #3 Share Posted March 5, 2005 lol. If those were ever real books, I think the number of children in therapy would greatly increase, without them ever seeing Bambi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted March 6, 2005 #4 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Do mind if I put #13 on my signature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Big Sea Posted March 6, 2005 #5 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Those were funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSinister Posted March 6, 2005 #6 Share Posted March 6, 2005 #2, #19, and #12 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firien Posted March 6, 2005 #7 Share Posted March 6, 2005 #13 dont give my kids any ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
final flight Posted March 6, 2005 #8 Share Posted March 6, 2005 #1 is my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted March 6, 2005 #9 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Some of those are really really funny!!! haha I would have never thought of some of them love the Curious George one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecInca Posted March 7, 2005 #10 Share Posted March 7, 2005 And what is wrong with those titles!?!? I mean really....lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Rottweiler Posted March 7, 2005 #11 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Haha awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_boy Posted March 7, 2005 #12 Share Posted March 7, 2005 quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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