UM-Bot Posted May 11, 2003 #1 Share Posted May 11, 2003 A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday. Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. View: Full Article | Source: Yahoo News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_Jones Posted May 11, 2003 #2 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Uhhggg!! Why is it when men commit suicide they do it in the most grossist, horrible, and painfull way possible. It's like they try to prove how Macho they are! And most of the ones you here about involve beheading in some awfull form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted May 11, 2003 #3 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Halo on this I totally agree with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonboy Posted May 11, 2003 #4 Share Posted May 11, 2003 I know that shopping is stressful, but losing your head in Sainsburys..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted May 11, 2003 #5 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Perhaps the 3 for 2 offer on Jaffa Cakes had expired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizarro Posted May 11, 2003 #6 Share Posted May 11, 2003 um Halo, i believe the answer to your question would be because his suicide will make news around the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 12, 2003 #7 Share Posted May 12, 2003 @ SaRuMaN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOracle Posted May 12, 2003 #8 Share Posted May 12, 2003 "If you can keep your Head, while everyone around you is losing theirs, you'll be the tallest person in the Room !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j6p Posted May 12, 2003 #9 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Oracle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadeaux Posted May 12, 2003 #10 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Is the meat dept in that store anywhere near the dairy dept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dust19 Posted May 13, 2003 #11 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I'll bet nobody asked for a HEAD of lettuce that day...hohohohohahaha . . . hmmmm yeah, i also wish i kept that joke to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neen Posted May 14, 2003 #12 Share Posted May 14, 2003 lol@ Oracle dust19 that is a really creepy avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dust19 Posted May 14, 2003 #13 Share Posted May 14, 2003 neenron: thanks, that's what I was going for when I drew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted May 14, 2003 #14 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Thats horrible (not the avatar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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