UM-Bot Posted January 6, 2022 #1 Share Posted January 6, 2022 The Israeli spoon bender is no stranger to making 'out there' claims, as evidenced by this most recent example https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/354195/uri-geller-says-he-knows-where-the-ark-of-the-covenant-is 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +OverSword Posted January 6, 2022 Popular Post #2 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Of all the thing's he's lost he misses his mind the most. 2 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papageorge1 Posted January 6, 2022 #3 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I give him a fair chance but I'm not holding my breath either. Got to wonder if the media that article is out to sensationalize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godnodog Posted January 6, 2022 #4 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Goddamnit now I'll have to move it again, why won't people leave my porn stash box alone 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted January 6, 2022 #5 Share Posted January 6, 2022 So , Uri has been in touch with the guardians of the arc , did he phone them or use his crystal ball .According to legend the arc is hidden away in a cave somewhere on the banks of the Nile river , and guarded 24/7 by priests . Many explorers have to find it without success , so Uri is full of his usual b.s. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted January 6, 2022 #6 Share Posted January 6, 2022 An attention seeker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted January 6, 2022 #7 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I seem to recall an Islamic prediction that the Ark would be found in the Dead Sea, by their Prophet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred_mc Posted January 6, 2022 #8 Share Posted January 6, 2022 It might be in Aksum in Ethiopia but Uri Geller will not be allowed to see it, only a guardian is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1200 Posted January 6, 2022 #9 Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, UM-Bot said: 'Israeli spoon bender' Uri Geller Israelis and professional spoon-benders unite! Demand your right not to be associated with this disgraceful charlatan. Insist that the lazy press comes up with something more accurate and original, such as attention-seeking con artist who lived for years in Britain but you don't see them getting tarred with this d!ckhead's brand, do you? And what about all his other b0ll0cks, like supposedly fixing broken watches? No one ever says 'fake horologist' Uri Geller, do they? And according to Wikipedia he once teleported a dog through a wall; what the flippery is that about? Okay, it probably needs some development and a few more swear words, but it's a start. Edited January 6, 2022 by Tom1200 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolci Posted January 6, 2022 #10 Share Posted January 6, 2022 You don't have to be Uri Geller to know where the Ark is. Anyone with a brain and an interest in the subject has already acquired that knowledge. And any such person knows that the commandments are not on tablets but scrolls. The only true part of the whole story is that it will come to light, along with two other items of interest. One is underground in Egypt. The other one is... I forget. Anyhow, since the Venetian bloodline is out of the game and the rest crumble a lot will be brought to light in the coming years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torviking Posted January 6, 2022 #11 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Just ignore the attention seeking idiot. He doesn�t deserv a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumball Posted January 7, 2022 #12 Share Posted January 7, 2022 I believe him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted January 7, 2022 #13 Share Posted January 7, 2022 There's one born every minute. ~P.T. Barnum 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Razman Posted January 7, 2022 #14 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Honestly , is there any proof the Ark actually exists? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freez1 Posted January 7, 2022 #15 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) This dude couldn’t locate his own a$$ if he was dowsing a toilet paper factory. But he can bend the crap out of some spoons. Edited January 7, 2022 by Freez1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncbdg Posted January 7, 2022 #16 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Let me know when i would love to be there at the dig.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted January 7, 2022 #17 Share Posted January 7, 2022 It's more of a mystery as to why anyone continues to report what this clown has to say. Who fricken cares what this irrelevant twit brays? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted January 7, 2022 #18 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) The Jewish are very good actors and comedians. Uri is just... Jewish. Edited January 7, 2022 by qxcontinuum 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audio Imagez Posted January 8, 2022 #19 Share Posted January 8, 2022 This guy is for real? I saw something about him once and thought it was just a joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nuclear Wessel Posted January 8, 2022 #20 Share Posted January 8, 2022 If he really knew where it was then I doubt he would be talking about it. Lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skeptic Eric Raven Posted January 8, 2022 #21 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Every so often this idiot has to put out something to make himself feel relevant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kartikg Posted January 8, 2022 #22 Share Posted January 8, 2022 This should be considered as a crime. Playing with religious sentiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted January 8, 2022 #23 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) I heard he will bend it and that amazone prime has the exclusive broadcast rights for the event. Edited January 8, 2022 by toast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSlim Posted January 11, 2022 #24 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Right there in Capone's vault, of course. Does anyone still believe the horse sh!t that falls out of Geller's mouth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted January 11, 2022 #25 Share Posted January 11, 2022 On 1/7/2022 at 12:30 PM, qxcontinuum said: The Jewish are very good actors and comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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