Silver Posted February 4, 2022 #1 Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) THE UK is about to learn that Boris Johnson handles full-scale war as badly as he does Brexit, pandemics and the economy. With Britain teetering ever closer to war with Russia, the country is soon to discover that the prime minister’s only resemblance to Winston Churchill is an inordinately popular public image slowly diminishing over time. A Ministry of Defence spokesman said: “I was in a war meeting. We’re ****ed. If you want to tick something off your bucket list, do it now. “He’s planning to celebrate the start of the conflict as a boon for the economy while wearing a tin helmet while Dominic Raab leads an inquiry into whether Putin is Russian. “As for three-word slogans, expect to hear ‘Duck and Cover’, ‘Shoot the b*******’ and ‘Nuke Their Nukes’ a lot. Expect them, as usual, to have no effect. Britain about to discover Johnson isn't a good wartime leader either | The Daily Mash Edited February 4, 2022 by The Silver Shroud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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