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Archaeology satire from the Onion


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https://www.theonion.com/archaeologist-tired-of-unearthing-unspeakable-ancient-e-1819566285?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=_facebook&fbclid=IwAR0iWiQnhkvSkZfxKo-DuSdUB8CLrEwb1jFm1uLTP8zCBbGWUdg353gqH3Y

 

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"It's true, I've got to stop reading the inscriptions on ancient door seals out loud," Whitson said. "I also need to quit dusting off medallions set into strange sarcophagi, allowing the light to hit them for the first time in centuries. And replacing the jewels that have fallen from the foreheads of ancient frog-deity statues—that's just bad archaeological practice."

 

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