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Althalus

Men prefer football to sex

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Althalus

LONDON (Reuters) - Men, it seems, prefer football to sex.

New research into prescribing trends for anti-impotence drugs such as Viagra, published on Monday, found the only significant drop in demand in recent years occurred during the World Cup last summer.

"The data suggest that when it comes to a major sporting event, men turn their attention away from their own performance and towards that of their favourite football team," said Amy Ridler, a healthcare analyst at Isis Research.

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neen

LONDON (Reuters) - Men, it seems, prefer football to sex.

Well heck, if they would rather watch footy, then us women will just have to amuse ourselves.(i know, i know, get your mind out of the gutter neen) tongue.giftongue.gif

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Homer

Well heck, if they would rather watch footy, then us women will just have to amuse ourselves.(i know, i know, get your mind out of the gutter neen)

That's ok neenron, you can keep your mind right there in the gutter where it belongs smile.gif

So where were we? Oh yes, you were explaining how you women were going to amuse yourselves tongue.gifsmile.gif

Gutters are cool cool.gif

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neen

Ahh Homer your a sweet talker wub.gif

I see by your reply that your also a member of the dirty minds club hmmm.So I'll leave it to your imagination as to what i mean when i said about women amusing themselves. tongue.gif

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Bizarro

boy, you should see what my imagination can do with that user posted image

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Kira

rolleyes.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif @ DS

hmmmm nice smilie wink.gifbiggrin.gif

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neen

lol @ DS, you got a male one of those smilies?

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Sageghost

Thankfully Neenron there are some of us fellas who have their priorities right and don't particularly care enough about sport to let it interfere with other more important 'priorities'...

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neen

Well maybe if you guys thought about it more like it WAS a sport then there wouldn't be any problems.ie.-ball handling, tackling, dribbles, wood(bat),hole in one,and he scores!Well, would that help do ya think? tongue.gif

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Sageghost

LOL

I regard it more as an art form rather than a sport Neen.

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neen

Ahhh thats what i like to hear sageghost, a bit of creativity can go a long way,wink wink say no more. tongue.gif

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SpaceyKC

Sageghost, I'd say you definitely have the right frame of mind.

I've also no doubt you've got the right equipment for a good game

or two. wink.gif

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albaqwerty
laugh.gif Neenron...I think too many men do think of it as a sport....(fumble fumble laugh.gif )

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Homer

I see by your reply that your also a member of the dirty minds club hmmm.So I'll leave it to your imagination as to what i mean when i said about women amusing themselves

Yes, I am a lifelong member of the dirty minds club, and proud of it. By the way, thanks for the PM explaining in explicit detail what you mean by women amusing themselves. The pics were great too. tongue.gifwub.gif

a bit of creativity can go a long way,wink wink

One can’t have a proper sense of creativity without being a member of the dirty minds club, and I’m sure you would agree. tongue.gifsmile.gif

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Loonboy

Speaking personally, I would really prefer the sex to the football.

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Kira

unsure.gif Lb there is a note of wistfulness in that methinks....

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif @ Homer,SG and KC

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Loonboy

Alas it is a long time since anyone's bones have been jumped in my presence...

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neen

I'm glad you liked the pics Homer, and i can't wait for yours, don't keep me hangin' Homey! wub.gif

Yes and i do agree, creativity and dirty minds go hand in hand. tongue.gif

lol@ KC & Alba biggrin.gif

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Vox

Well I think women like men to think of it as a sport, I mean...

there is a lot of pre game match ups

theres respect for the opposite side

you can swing your balls in

you can get hot dirty sweaty and aggressive and still shake the oppositions hand at the end of the game

and my personal favourite... you always have to beat your previous best score...

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Homer

I'm glad you liked the pics Homer, and i can't wait for yours, don't keep me hangin' Homey! wub.gif

I just sent you the pics neenron, and I hope it was worth the wait wub.gif

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neen

Homer all i can say is WOW , how do you manage with such a cumbersom appendage! wub.gifwub.gif

(forgive me, i'm trying not to sound to naughty.Is it working?) tongue.gif

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Homer

neenron, I manage quite well, thank you. But really, with your nice...attributes...I'm certain you manage quite well also wub.gif

(forgive me, i'm trying not to sound to naughty.Is it working?)

Of course not, but you are not as naughty as you are in your PM's wub.gifwub.gif

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neen

Lol Homer,I didn't know you were such a stud muffin wub.gif

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Kismit

Well I agree that most men treat it like a sport

...I think too many men do think of it as a sport....(fumble fumble  ) laugh.gif

I'm only interested in the after game drinks .

Mind you watching a pack of young sweaty men rolling around in the mud is not to bad a prelude wink.gifwub.gif

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Kira

biggrin.giflaugh.gif @ Homer and neenron

sad.gifunsure.gifhuh.gif ahhhhh poor LB...me too hun me too blink.gif

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