I hope the court would rule against this.  There must be some other way to help the elephant than by making it be a human, on paper.  Heck, he wouldn't be able to crap outside because a "person" would be arrested for crapping in public.   A court will decide Wednesday whether an elephant can be a person. Happy the Elephant, a resident of the Bronx Zoo in New York, is being considered for release by the state's top court. Happy, 51, has lived in the zoo since 1977. However, an animal ri