'I'm Desperate For My Alien Boyfriend To Propose': The Love Story Out Of This World

[Still Waters]

It's a love story that's out of this world... literally. Emanuela Rose claims she first met her boyfriend when a UFO appeared outside her window to abduct her. Once onboard she met five aliens, one of which began visiting her frequently and has since become her lover. She’s been dating him for over a year and is ready for him to pop the question. Abbie joins us in the studio with her alien boyfriend 'Emmanuel'.

 

[Abramelin]

 

[Abramelin]

46 minutes ago, Still Waters said:

It's a love story that's out of this world... literally. Emanuela Rose claims she first met her boyfriend when a UFO appeared outside her window to abduct her. Once onboard she met five aliens, one of which began visiting her frequently and has since become her lover. She’s been dating him for over a year and is ready for him to pop the question. Abbie joins us in the studio with her alien boyfriend 'Emmanuel'.

 

Some 2020 years ago something similar happened, but then it was called an "angel".

So better not laugh too loud...

[+joc]

That is sad.  It's always sad when people cannot accept reality for what reality is.  Her Lips suggest she is very unhappy with her appearance and has been obsessing about it for a long time...way too many botox injections...

...mental problems are sad...

[jethrofloyd]

48 minutes ago, Still Waters said:

 She’s been dating him for over a year

A normal Earthly year, or a Light year?

[Duke Wellington]

2 hours ago, Still Waters said:

It's a love story that's out of this world... literally. Emanuela Rose claims she first met her boyfriend when a UFO appeared outside her window to abduct her. Once onboard she met five aliens, one of which began visiting her frequently and has since become her lover. She’s been dating him for over a year and is ready for him to pop the question. Abbie joins us in the studio with her alien boyfriend 'Emmanuel'.

 

She would make a perfect example for teenagers at school as to why they shouldn`t take drugs.

[acute]

It took me a while to figure out what doesn't ring true about this story.

Why is her inflatable "grey alien" boyfriend green? 

[Timothy]

6 hours ago, jethrofloyd said:

A normal Earthly year, or a Light year?

A light-year is a unit of length, not time. 

Also, I hope she has a nice supply of puncture repair kits.
Or maybe she’ll just buy a new toy for the host to move into when the current one gets a puncture.

She might pop him if he doesn’t pop the question soon…

[Jon the frog]

4 hours ago, acute said:

Why is her inflatable "grey alien" boyfriend green? 

Martian chlamydia.

[Hawken]

Probably someday this will be considered a new normal like other things we see in the news. Won't be surprised.

[Tatetopa]

I thought only men chose inflatable dolls as partners. Earth men must rank pretty low in her estimation.

[moonman]

Why do we give idiots like this media attention. FFS stop.

[+and-then]

14 hours ago, joc said:

That is sad.  It's always sad when people cannot accept reality for what reality is.  Her Lips suggest she is very unhappy with her appearance and has been obsessing about it for a long time...way too many botox injections...

...mental problems are sad...

They are sad but far worse is the willingness of media corporations to use the mentally ill person for profits.

[+and-then]

11 hours ago, acute said:

It took me a while to figure out what doesn't ring true about this story.

Why is her inflatable "grey alien" boyfriend green? 

OI!  You RAY-SUS!!    

[Black Red Devil]

One who flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[jethrofloyd]

If 'Emmanuel' doesn't propose to her soon, I suggest ALF from the planet Melmac as her new boyfriend.

                                                        

[HSlim]

We are way overdue for another extinction event

[Hawken]

21 hours ago, acute said:

It took me a while to figure out what doesn't ring true about this story.

Why is her inflatable "grey alien" boyfriend green? 

You should ask her for her hand in marriage. You can do some probing. 

[joseraul]

If aliens are interdimensional beings, and are advanced.. who's to say she's wrong? 

75% of marriages fail so a lot of divorced ppl are hating on this. Better check yourself.

[astrobeing]

On 5/23/2022 at 12:52 PM, joseraul said:

If aliens are interdimensional beings, and are advanced.. who's to say she's wrong?

Claims without evidence can be dismissed.

[joseraul]

1 hour ago, astrobeing said:

Claims without evidence can be dismissed.

Educated guesses are what make up the scientific method. We just aren't advanced enough to understand the nature of reality/quantum mechanics yet to test anything. So we shall see.

Edited May 26, 2022 by joseraul

[Abramelin]

On 5/23/2022 at 3:15 PM, HSlim said:

We are way overdue for another extinction event

We could be extinct before the sun rises.

It only needs an asteroid we haven't detected yet. Like when one approaching Earth from behind the moon.

Or by the sun going supernova, despite the scientists claiming that won't happen for billions of years.

We know a lot, but not remotely everything.

[ThereWeAreThen]

12 hours ago, joseraul said:

Educated guesses are what make up the scientific method. We just aren't advanced enough to understand the nature of reality/quantum mechanics yet to test anything. So we shall see.

Experimentation and calculation makes up the scientific method.

[joseraul]

 

16 minutes ago, ThereWeAreThen said:

Experimentation and calculation makes up the scientific method.

Starting with the hypothesis 

[Alchopwn]

On 5/23/2022 at 8:00 AM, Timothy said:

She might pop him if he doesn’t pop the question soon…

Sounds like someone is being a "prick" to me.