The Great Pyramid Hoax - Episodes 1 & 2

[jmccr8]

43 minutes ago, Trelane said:

If it wasn't built by/for Khufu, then who was it built for?

 

 

Hi Trelane

It was built for me but I haven't died yet.

[jaylemurph]

46 minutes ago, Trelane said:

If it wasn't built by/for Khufu, then who was it built for?

 

 

I would have thought you knew this by now.

They Pyramids were built as ham effigies for Them, in Their Holy and Drooly Wisdom. But it turns out the Egyptians were really bad at building structural curves, so the ham effigies came out... straighter than called for. They were so offended at the botched offering, They departed this planet and named a succession of Short-Term, Interim Saviours, culminating in my person. All of this is, of course, unquestionable fact and if other tell you differently, then they are wrong.

--Jaylemurph

[Harte]

Amen.

Harte

[Piney]

23 hours ago, Harte said:

Amen.

Harte

Beefily-ala-kieffer 

[Varelse]

God Hammit.

[jaylemurph]

On 6/13/2022 at 5:28 PM, Varelse said:

God Hammit.

Just as the scrolls of Nag Ham-adi tell us. 

—Jaylemurph 

[Nobu]

On 6/3/2022 at 6:23 PM, Scott Creighton said:

Hey UM!

A couple of documentaries I made some time ago aimed at those who can consider evidence objectively and dispassionately and who possess an open mind [so, not for those who are blinkered and hidebound to mainstream Egyptology - strongly suggest you folk give these a miss].

Apologies in advance for the AI synth narration. You can, however, turn on Youtube subtitles and mute sound if you find the AI narration too difficult. 

 

 

The third and final episode will be released in the not too distant.

Enjoy!

SC

 

 

Anyway you could do a quick 3 sentence synopsis? I rarely watch you tuber. I’d like to know more before deciding to click.

[Hanslune]

On 6/7/2022 at 4:49 PM, Trelane said:

If it wasn't built by/for Khufu, then who was it built for?

 

 

FRED but then he ran off to Crete without signing the lease agreement......and that's when the penultimate power company KHUFU {stands for Kemet, high unity funding unit trust (AE Egyptian for 'Limited")} company moved in and started a water pumping. hydrogen based electrical & nuclear plant there with some interstellar teleporting as a side hustle.