AliceCoopersGirl Posted March 15, 2005 #1 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "Fire!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted March 16, 2005 #2 Share Posted March 16, 2005 ahahahha that's awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted March 16, 2005 #3 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Very funny Sweet Girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted March 16, 2005 #4 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted March 16, 2005 #5 Share Posted March 16, 2005 That's my #1 favorite joke of all time. I think I've told it at least 100 times Thanks for sharing, ACG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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