88-year-old walks into hospital with WWI shell stuck in his rectum

[UM-Bot]

A hospital in France was evacuated after a patient arrived with a rather unusual object stuck in his posterior.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/362723/88-year-old-walks-into-hospital-with-wwi-shell-stuck-in-his-rectum

[SHaYap]

...with a pair of hand grenades between his legs

~

[Katniss]

OMG! He must have been shell shocked after that.

[Stiff]

It's ok. He was only shooting blanks.

[+DieChecker]

Maybe he had it sitting on the shelf at home and was like, "Ahh... **** IT!!".

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

No… actually we do need to know how this happened. 

[Grim Reaper 6]

This is a horrible situation and way too much information! Obviously he was trying to commit suicide!

Edited December 21, 2022 by Grim Reaper 6

[pellinore]

35 minutes ago, Grim Reaper 6 said:

This is a horrible situation and way too much information! Obviously he was trying to commit suicide!

Sex is endlessly fascinating and there is no end to what is sexually interesting to some people-there really isn't.

I once worked in an ED, and things stuck up men's bums was one of the most common and serious sexual-related reasons for admission.Vacuum cleaners caused injuries which could be quickly treated ("I was hoovering the stairs and fell against it"), but things up the bum could require surgery and temporary colostomies. Never seen the appeal myself.

[Portre]

I hate it when that happens.

[Gumball]

explosive diarrhoea.

Edited December 22, 2022 by Gumball

[Duke Wellington]

I am not a pervert Doc.

I was digging in my garden, uncovered the shell, and then the most extraordinary set of circumstances occurred. I tripped and fell in such a bizarre way that I lost my trousers, and underpants, and landed on the shell with it entering my butt.

Honest!

Dont worry Mr Smith, we have seen it all, the guy in the next cubical over has a small beer keg lodged up his butt,.

Edited December 22, 2022 by Cookie Monster

[openozy]

How demeaning, luckily they didn't go public.

[OpenMindedSceptic]

Howitzer up there, nobody knows.

[+DieChecker]

The offending shell...

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zrvj3k/he_was_trying_to_get_somme_88yearold_french_man/

Gee Wizzz!!!

EDIT: Changed from pic to link, because.... Some people aren't going to want to see...

Edited December 23, 2022 by DieChecker