2023-2024 Predictions

[+joc]

1.    February the 16th  2023 the Low temperature in North Texas will be 6 degrees.

2.    March 13th 2023 Putin will die.

3.    April 4th 2023 President Biden will have a heart attack and will die on April 6th.

4.   January the 8th 2024, a jumbo jet carrying 176 people will crash in the state of Vermont.

5.   September the 28th 2024 a Tidal Wave of Biblical proportions will slam into the West Coast between Ventura and Portland.

6.   October the 3rd 2024 Israel will attack Iran in a war lasting exactly 2 days.

7.  December 23rd 2024 Iceland will be partially under water from another Tidal Wave of Biblical Proportions. 

8.  December 26th 2024 Neil Young will die.

9.  December 31st 2024  an earthquake will happen in Los Angeles 7.3 on the Richter Scale

These things will either happen exactly as I predict or they won't.  If they don't, well...I won't have any wiggle room like  RaptorWitness now will I.

If number two happens...we will all celebrate!  If any of the others happen...well, we just won't.

 

[Raptor Witness]

I predict I’ll still be an INCEL, while signed into UM, without any attractive offers of surrogacy.

[Alchopwn]

On 1/2/2023 at 11:33 PM, Raptor Witness said:

The state of Israel will become the target of Iran and Russia’s new joint military agreement, following Israel’s increasing involvement in Ukraine.

The trial of mankind or Great Tribulation may begin in 2024, based upon the current average life expectancy of people living in Israel today.

More false prophecy from our resident False Prophet.  You do know what happens to False Prophets when they die Raptor Witness?  Your God will want no part of you.

On 1/2/2023 at 11:43 PM, Piney said:

I predict that John Nelson Darby and his Exclusive Brethren become irrelevant........

That already happened.  You're cheating Piney!

[Alchopwn]

22 hours ago, Raptor Witness said:

I predict I’ll still be an INCEL, while signed into UM, without any attractive offers of surrogacy.

I assume that is a reference to the Bruce Willis film "Surrogates" ?  If so, brilliant prediction. 

Personally I'm a VOLCEL atm.  I say that because my neighbor's wife keeps hitting on me, and I'm just not that desperate. 

[Alchopwn]

I predict that there will be better weather by March.

I predict that we will see many impressive and meme-able vehicle accidents in 2023.

I predict Russia will pull out of Crimea due to their inability to supply it after they lose in Kherson and Zaporizhzhia.

I predict that J.J. Abrams will be blackballed from Hollywood after his central and pivotal role in the "Woke" fiasco that has cost the studios billions is revealed.

I predict that China has  "disappeared" a million of its citizens who protested in November.

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

My predictions:

Feb 29 - China claims the Moon as theirs they erect a Chinese flag and remove the American one.

April 31 - Australia annexes New Zealand… sort of. It’s decided that the two nations will unify, the domination nation decided by the best of three sporting contests, Oz wins two.

June 31 - Israel claims God gave them Mars. Lemon Tusk disagrees.

September 31 - Joe Biden gets lost in the White House for a week. Somehow it’s Trump’s fault.

November 31 - all missing episodes of Doctor Who are recovered, the owner will trade them in exchange for another season of Whittaker, the BBC tells me to **** off. 

Edited January 28, 2023 by Sir Wearer of Hats

[Piney]

2 hours ago, Alchopwn said:

That already happened.  You're cheating Piney!

Tell that to the American Evangelicals, Adventists and the British Exclusive Brethen. 

 

[+joc]

On 1/28/2023 at 3:31 AM, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

My predictions:

Feb 29 - China claims the Moon as theirs they erect a Chinese flag and remove the American one.

April 31 - Australia annexes New Zealand… sort of. It’s decided that the two nations will unify, the domination nation decided by the best of three sporting contests, Oz wins two.

June 31 - Israel claims God gave them Mars. Lemon Tusk disagrees.

September 31 - Joe Biden gets lost in the White House for a week. Somehow it’s Trump’s fault.

November 31 - all missing episodes of Doctor Who are recovered, the owner will trade them in exchange for another season of Whittaker, the BBC tells me to **** off. 

okay...I win! 

None of your predictions can possibly, even remotely come true!  Because Leap year is Feb 29th of 2024 and never, ever, ever do April, June, September or November have 31 days!

30 days has September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31 except Feb. which has 28, except on Leap Year which then has 29!

k what did I win?

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

2 hours ago, joc said:

okay...I win! 

None of your predictions can possibly, even remotely come true!  Because Leap year is Feb 29th of 2024 and never, ever, ever do April, June, September or November have 31 days!

30 days has September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31 except Feb. which has 28, except on Leap Year which then has 29!

k what did I win?

[+joc]

4 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

what...no prize?     

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

20 hours ago, joc said:

what...no prize?     

Here you go brah - if one of those predictions comes true, I’ll fly to your digs and clean it from top to bottom. 

[XenoFish]

My 2023-2024 predictions.

1) Things will get worse.

Because

2) People will become dumber.

[+Desertrat56]

I will state my political predictions

1. Trump will not be allowed to run for president on then republican ticket

2. Biden will not be running for anything in 2024

3. the independents will give the two parties a run for their money, though will not win in the presidential race, probably more independents will show up in state senates and house of representatives, maybe a few more in the federal positions.  (we can't let Kansas be the only one who elects independents)

As for weather, it will continue to get worse, hotter and colder in 23 & 24.   More hurricanes and earthquakes but it is not the end of the world, just a wakeup call to the humans that the planet is trying to shake off.

Edited February 3, 2023 by Desertrat56

[WVK]

On 1/2/2023 at 8:07 AM, DamienV said:

I predict the Invention of the Flying house.

I predict that scientists will discover the long lost 27th letter of the Alphabet.

I predict the solving of the Loch ness monster mystery (Turns out it was a weather balloon all along)

I Predict I will vanish under mysterious circumstances. 

 

Didn’t Prince invent that letter?

[Knob Oddy]

Seeing as we are doing predictions, in the next 48 hours there will be a nuke detonated in a major city.

Just a feeling, considering all the ufo announcements today. No one remembers the September 10th pentagon announcement, which was considered the biggest breaking story for a generation. I have a feeling the ufo announcements will go the same way

[Sojo]

Here's a prediction made by Ayn Rand some years ago:

When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed.

Ayn Rand

 

This is the kind of prediction that doesn't happen in a given year or necessarily in a short period of time.

Of course, to most rationally thinking people who observe human behavior over time, they may see that it is such an easy prediction since it has happened time and time again throughout history. Only now it is on a global scale rather than just local or national.

This is why socialism and communism cannot work. It would require individuals who would never consider doing such things, yet it is those same parasites using their free will to try and be in control of all others.

 

I think she sums it up thusly:

There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide

Ayn Rand

 

For your consideration,

 

Sojo

[Alchopwn]

1 hour ago, Sojo said:

Here's a prediction made by Ayn Rand some years ago

Most people don't know that Ayn Rand was a hypocrite who went on welfare in the USA.

[+Desertrat56]

On 3/26/2023 at 6:15 AM, Sojo said:

when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing

my brother in law and I were talking about this Saturday.  He is a farmer and the land next to his has been fallow for years because of the state paying the owner to not plant in order to conserve water.   But this kind of thing has been going on for decades.  In the 80's when I lived in Virginia I found out that peanut and soybean farmers were paid to leave their field fallow for a year or two every few years, and if they did not survey the plot where they did plant exactly they got fined, even if the land they planted was owned by them.   Ann Raynd wasn't a prophet, she was just observant.

[Piney]

On 3/26/2023 at 8:15 AM, Sojo said:

Here's a prediction made by Ayn Rand some years ago:

When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed.

Ayn Rand

 

This is the kind of prediction that doesn't happen in a given year or necessarily in a short period of time.

Of course, to most rationally thinking people who observe human behavior over time, they may see that it is such an easy prediction since it has happened time and time again throughout history. Only now it is on a global scale rather than just local or national.

This is why socialism and communism cannot work. It would require individuals who would never consider doing such things, yet it is those same parasites using their free will to try and be in control of all others.

 

I think she sums it up thusly:

There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide

Ayn Rand

 

For your consideration,

 

Sojo

Ayn Rand was a idiot....

Certain Native American tribes were communist without being socialist, but Darwinist instead. They shared everything yet if you were born with defects which wouldn't allow you to contribute you were smothered.

Many of these tribes were also full participatory democracies

[Occupational Hubris]

On 3/26/2023 at 8:15 AM, Sojo said:

Here's a prediction made by Ayn Rand some years ago:

When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed.

Ayn Rand

 

This is the kind of prediction that doesn't happen in a given year or necessarily in a short period of time.

Of course, to most rationally thinking people who observe human behavior over time, they may see that it is such an easy prediction since it has happened time and time again throughout history. Only now it is on a global scale rather than just local or national.

This is why socialism and communism cannot work. It would require individuals who would never consider doing such things, yet it is those same parasites using their free will to try and be in control of all others.

 

I think she sums it up thusly:

There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide

Ayn Rand

 

For your consideration,

 

Sojo

One shouldn't listen to a thing that moron said or wrote  

[Raptor Witness]

On 1/2/2023 at 7:33 AM, Raptor Witness said:

The state of Israel will become the target of Iran and Russia’s new joint military agreement, following Israel’s increasing involvement in Ukraine.

The trial of mankind or Great Tribulation may begin in 2024, based upon the current average life expectancy of people living in Israel today.

 

[XenoFish]

Israel is always a target. So that's not even a prediction.

Edited October 10, 2023 by XenoFish

[Piney]

33 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Israel is always a target. So that's not even a prediction.

And the moral to that story is "Don't **** where you eat and sit."

[XenoFish]

Just now, Piney said:

And the moral to that story is "Don't **** where you eat and sit."

Gonna be a cruel post. But the middle east needs to be a nuclear crater with zero survivors. End both and be done with it or just leave them alone to do the job. I've gotten exceedingly sick of war, war, war, let's just destroy each other already. 

Not in a good mood today. Tired of the noise. 

[Piney]

2 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Gonna be a cruel post. But the middle east needs to be a nuclear crater with zero survivors. End both and be done with it or just leave them alone to do the job. I've gotten exceedingly sick of war, war, war, let's just destroy each other already. 

Not in a good mood today. Tired of the noise. 

I said that for years. They need to kill themselves so that place becomes irrelevant.