Uri Geller blames technical problems on extraterrestrial visitors

[UM-Bot]

The Israeli spoon bender believes that aliens are testing out our technological systems prior to an invasion.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/363162/uri-geller-blames-technical-problems-on-extraterrestrial-visitors

[esoteric_toad]

Uri Geller says a lot of stuff.

Why anyone listens is the real mystery.

[HSlim]

Mmmkay Spoonman

[Cupid Stunt]

aaahw...not him again. Here's another headline for you:

"UM member driven crazy by proven Fraudster that produces stupid headlines"

[HSlim]

3 minutes ago, Cupid Stunt said:

aaahw...not him again. Here's another headline for you:

"UM member driven crazy by proven Fraudster that produces stupid headlines"

I mean, this guy's a proven fraud.  Why the hell do we give him ANY attention?

[Cupid Stunt]

i don't know who you are talking about....moving on...

[moonman]

For the love of god, please stop making a new thread every time this idiot opens his mouth.

[fred_mc]

Haha, Uri Geller is always entertaining to listen to, like when he claimed that he managed to get the ship loose that was stuck in the Suez channel.

[DamienV]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Cupid Stunt]

21 minutes ago, fred_mc said:

Haha, Uri Geller is always entertaining to listen to, like when he claimed that he managed to get the ship loose that was stuck in the Suez channel.

i'm glad you can get some entertainment out of him. For me, he's an attention seeking creep that clings on the tiniest chance of relevance....

[Vox]

4 hours ago, fred_mc said:

Haha, Uri Geller is always entertaining to listen to, like when he claimed that he managed to get the ship loose that was stuck in the Suez channel.

Well, it’s not stuck in the Suez Canal any longer is it?

[pellinore]

James Randi does psychokinesis:

 

[Gumball]

What an absolute fudd. Aye, Uri, Nae bother pal.

[Aardvark-DK]

It's not the spoon that bends....

[pellinore]

I don't know how it is done, despite being told it is a hoax:

 

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

He just want to spoon them.

Edited January 15 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz

[Jon the frog]

On 1/13/2023 at 8:40 AM, HSlim said:

I mean, this guy's a proven fraud.  Why the hell do we give him ANY attention?

He need it or he will probably end himself.

[the13bats]

On 1/13/2023 at 11:26 AM, DamienV said:

I'll just leave this here...

 

That one was so gut splitting hilarious the epic and total fail of uri ive actually seen people make up their own versions of the one time he was on carson