Michigan Priest Who Died Claims He Went to Hell, Saw Demons Torturing humans with Rihanna Music

[+Grim Reaper 6]

Gerald Johnson says he died in 2016 after suffering a heart attack, and what he saw—and more specifically, heard—was horrifying. Johnson says he saw terrible, gruesome sights of torture and pain, and heard music that was designed to cause maximum trauma. Here's what he says he heard during his death experience. Johnson says he saw demons enslaving humans, and a man "walking on all fours like a dog and getting burned from head to toe. His eyes were bulging and worse than that: He was wearing chains on his neck. He was like a hellhound." Johnson says there is a section of Hell where music is played… but very badly.

The priest claims he could hear Rihanna's "Umbrella" and Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" being used as instruments for torture. To make things significantly worse, the demon choir performing these songs was deliberately performing them incorrectly for maximum pain. "I entered the very center of the Earth," Johnson says. "The things I saw there are indescribable. It brings up so many difficult feelings when I talk about it. I was there and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I don't care what he did to me. No one deserves that.

 Michigan Priest Who Temporarily Died Claims He Went to Hell and Saw Demons Enslaving Humans, Torturing Them With Rihanna Music (yahoo.com)

[Rlyeh]

A priest went to hell?

[jmccr8]

10 minutes ago, Rlyeh said:

A priest went to hell?

Hi Rlyeh

There are likely enough priests there to have their own seminary 

[quiXilver]

Edited January 27 by quiXilver

[DieChecker]

Well... Could be he really saw Hell, and how people are damned there. But IIRC going to Hell is a one way trip. AFAIK there's no "just visiting" in Hell, it's for eternity.

He doesn't say why he was condemned to Hell does he??

My guess, he was trippin' on the pain meds after they brought him back. That, or his brain thought he was dying and gave him what he thought he deserved.

[eight bits]

At last - a singing commercial for Hell.

 

[SHaYap]

Hell is gonna be demonetised 

~

[psyche101]

[Orphalesion]

I mean I'm not the biggest fan of Madmoiselle Rihana's songs, but her music is definitely not torture.
Is he sure Hell isn't just a giant dance party?

Edited January 28 by Orphalesion

[XenoFish]

I've heard Greta Thunberg sing. That was ear torture.

[Piney]

3 hours ago, XenoFish said:

I've heard Greta Thunberg sing. That was ear torture.

As a actual autistic environmentalist, not a child Stockholming on their granny.  Everything she says is ear torture.

[XenoFish]

1 hour ago, Piney said:

Everything she says is ear torture.

"How Dare You!!!!"

[Piney]

Just now, XenoFish said:

"How Dare You!!!!"

I was a Jimmy Carter environmentalist that always lived by the law of the minimum who, along with my wife took a land clearing company and turned it into woodland management company cutting profits in half.

And I'll tell any wannabe whose activities are yelling and holding signs they are do nothing losers.

[XenoFish]

1 minute ago, Piney said:

And I'll tell any wannabe whose activities are yelling and holding signs they are do nothing losers.

Which is like 99% of all activist. Nothing says "I love the earth" than taking a private jet to tell people you love the earth.... that's some 4 D stupidity right there.

[eight bits]

4 hours ago, Piney said:

And I'll tell any wannabe whose activities are yelling and holding signs they are do nothing losers.

A bit like praying for a solution, eh?

[Piney]

49 minutes ago, eight bits said:

A bit like praying for a solution, eh?

Exactly!!!!!

[Hankenhunter]

Sounds like he got a tour of purgatory. Must have a guilty mind.

[cormac mac airt]

My question would be if he wasn’t medically declared brain dead and then managed to be revived how does that qualify as having died? 
 

cormac

[+Hammerclaw]

Happened to me once, but all I got was Vanilla Ice. 

https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE

 

Edited January 29 by Hammerclaw

[Hankenhunter]

1 hour ago, cormac mac airt said:

My question would be if he wasn’t medically declared brain dead and then managed to be revived how does that qualify as having died? 
 

cormac

Very good point. I'm calling shenanigans. There is no proof in the article that he died. Perhaps a little meth was involved.

Edited January 29 by Hankenhunter
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[Davros of Skaro]

Plot twist: He gleaned the Islamic seven circles of Hell, and was only shown the first level.

 

Repent, and become a servant of the Creator before it's your doom.

[lismore]

On 1/27/2023 at 7:36 PM, Grim Reaper 6 said:

The priest claims he could hear Rihanna's "Umbrella" and Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" being used as instruments for torture.

That's believable.  

[+joc]

The priest didn't die.

[jmccr8]

3 minutes ago, joc said:

The priest didn't die.

Hi Joc

No he didn’t but he may have been clinically dead briefly. My mom died and was revived during surgery and it affected her to some degree. I hadn’t lived at her home for many decades yet she was convinced that I was living in the basement or sleeping on the deck and would leave notes for me on the kitchen counter. I had been living in a different province for more than a decade so my sister called me and asked me to phone her to talk with her.

Even after calling her she would still at times think I was there so maybe this priest has some unresolved issues that are feeding this delusion.

[+joc]

1 hour ago, jmccr8 said:

Hi Joc

No he didn’t but he may have been clinically dead briefly. My mom died and was revived during surgery and it affected her to some degree. I hadn’t lived at her home for many decades yet she was convinced that I was living in the basement or sleeping on the deck and would leave notes for me on the kitchen counter. I had been living in a different province for more than a decade so my sister called me and asked me to phone her to talk with her.

Even after calling her she would still at times think I was there so maybe this priest has some unresolved issues that are feeding this delusion.

Quite frankly Jmccr8, the definition of being dead is when they are NOT able to revive you...it really is completely irrelevant how long they do CPR on a patient.  If the patient is resuscitated then the doctor will tell the family...it was touch and go there for awhile but they are in ICU and their vital signs are stable.

The only time a Doctor will ever tell a family their loved one is dead...is...if they are in fact dead.  And when they call a code...they mark the time for the DEATH Certificate.   No Death Certificate...No Death.  

All priests have unresolved issues or they wouldn't be priests!