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Corny Jokes, anyone?


jasmin_13

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow....

This is not a love poem it's just some tips on gardening.

 

Three blind mice, three blind mice. See how they run, into things.

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Giraffe walks into  a bar

Giraffe: I'll take a beer

Bartender: Do you want a long-neck?

Giraffe: Not really, but I was born with it,

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Tried to kill a fly with some hairspray the other day. It didn't kill it, but it's hair looked fabulous.

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