Time traveller claims aliens will invade Earth tomorrow

[astrobeing]

It's going to be another John Titor excuse: this prediction was for another "timeline".

[Zebra3]

Uh, apparently it happened.

'Time-traveler' claims the alien invasion he predicted is complete and 8,000 people have been abducted - with the next set to take place in 2024

[Trelane]

Still no aliens here.... I would like to speak to the manager please.

[MGB]

On 3/22/2023 at 4:20 PM, Eldorado said:

but only time will tell.

Looks like time did tell.

[Hankenhunter]

They're stuck at airport security. Apparently, one of them got caught with a jar full of ear scorpions from Seti Alpha 5.

[openozy]

On 3/24/2023 at 4:50 AM, Alchopwn said:

On 3/24/2023 at 2:12 AM, newbloodmoon said:

 

I hate to break it to you but Australians stopped drinking Fosters in the 1990s.  Even bogans won't touch the stuff.

But Queenslanders are still drinking XXXX which says a lot for that state, lol. Sorry to any Queensland members on here. Well not really, lol.

[openozy]

My cattle were bellowing Friday with their lips tucked in to protect themselves from something, something . There is no other explanation skeptics so shut up .

[Kenemet]

3 hours ago, Hankenhunter said:

They're stuck at airport security. Apparently, one of them got caught with a jar full of ear scorpions from Seti Alpha 5.

Darn those scorpions.  They get into everything!

[Alchopwn]

8 hours ago, openozy said:

But Queenslanders are still drinking XXXX which says a lot for that state, lol. 

I know this joke... Queenslanders drink XXXX because they can't spell beer.  I love Aussie humor.

[openozy]

3 minutes ago, Alchopwn said:

I know this joke... Queenslanders drink XXXX because they can't spell beer.  I love Aussie humor.

I wouldn't call it beer and not really a joke .

[Alchopwn]

21 minutes ago, openozy said:

I wouldn't call it beer and not really a joke .

oo!  Aren't you fancy?   I'll bet you only drink craft beer from a micro-brewery these days (like every other Aussie I know).

Edited March 26, 2023 by Alchopwn

[openozy]

20 minutes ago, Alchopwn said:

oo!  Aren't you fancy?   I'll bet you only drink craft beer from a micro-brewery these days (like every other Aussie I know).

VB mate, a true man's beer  with a little umbrella in it ,lol.

[Alchopwn]

4 hours ago, openozy said:

VB mate, a true man's beer  with a little umbrella in it ,lol.

[openozy]

How do we know they didn't invade Friday? Maybe they have infiltrated all of our brains and we are blissfully unaware. Something to think about, while you can.

[SHaYap]

Is that why my belly button emits a certain kind of glow whenever I see lights moving in a startling manner in the sky...? 

~

[Golden Duck]

On 3/26/2023 at 10:40 AM, openozy said:

But Queenslanders are still drinking XXXX which says a lot for that state, lol. Sorry to any Queensland members on here. Well not really, lol.

Tooheys Old for me.