Popular Post Harte Posted May 11, 2023 Popular Post #1 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Apologies to Robert Service. The utter unknown is as tough as a bone and the truth does not visit there. Pyramid and sphinx have provenance that stinx so another long look they would bear. They’re hoary with age, so attempting to gauge their origins, the alts had decided, was imperative for, and crucial what’s more, to the lifestyle their books had provided. It was Hancock and Sitchin and after some b****in Von Daniken joined in the fray They set up their rigging and started in digging then they noticed the smell of decay. Childress stood up, wiped the sweat off his gut, and poked in the hole with a stick. The reaction that came burned for e'er in his brain and he let out a screech on the quick. In the hole there did squirm like a fantastic worm a tentacle suckered and fanged. No thoughts, but instead, in David’s big head, a massive alarm bell did clang. Marshalltowns flew in the hullaballoo that arose when the finding was made. AA Theorists whirled and, like little girls, ran shrieking and sobbing away. All across the plateau with their helpers in tow, they fled; all their trappings eschewed. If you watch the TV you can easily see to this day they are still quite unglued. Harte 13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted May 11, 2023 #2 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Are there any friends of Harte’s that can do a welfare check? 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanslune Posted May 11, 2023 #3 Share Posted May 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Harte said: Apologies to Robert Service. The utter unknown is as tough as a bone and the truth does not visit there. Pyramid and sphinx have provenance that stinx so another long look they would bear. They’re hoary with age, so attempting to gauge their origins, the alts had decided, was imperative for, and crucial what’s more, to the lifestyle their books had provided. It was Hancock and Sitchin and after some b****in Von Daniken joined in the fray They set up their rigging and started in digging then they noticed the smell of decay. Childress stood up, wiped the sweat off his gut, and poked in the hole with a stick. The reaction that came burned for e'er in his brain and he let out a screech on the quick. In the hole there did squirm like a fantastic worm a tentacle suckered and fanged. No thoughts, but instead, in David’s big head, a massive alarm bell did clang. Marshalltowns flew in the hullaballoo that arose when the finding was made. AA Theorists whirled and, like little girls, ran shrieking and sobbing away. All across the plateau with their helpers in tow, they fled; all their trappings eschewed. If you watch the TV you can easily see to this day they are still quite unglued. Harte Mr. Harte didn't I see this image on facebook a day or so ago? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hanslune Posted May 11, 2023 Popular Post #4 Share Posted May 11, 2023 26 minutes ago, Unusual Tournament said: Are there any friends of Harte’s that can do a welfare check? Yes, he is doing just fine. He is let out every few months for a bit of exercise. 3 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted May 11, 2023 #5 Share Posted May 11, 2023 35 minutes ago, Unusual Tournament said: Are there any friends of Harte’s that can do a welfare check? It seems to be a feature rather than a bug.(or tentacled worm) 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanslune Posted May 11, 2023 #6 Share Posted May 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, Tatetopa said: It seems to be a feature rather than a bug.(or tentacled worm) He must release his poetic muse on occasion or it builds up and makes his BBQ malodorous. 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted May 11, 2023 #7 Share Posted May 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Hanslune said: He must release his poetic muse on occasion or it builds up and makes his BBQ malodorous. We can't have that now can we? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmoonlady Posted May 11, 2023 #8 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Looks like the pyramids are ovulating. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted May 11, 2023 #9 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Ohh we’re poetising again I see. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 11, 2023 #10 Share Posted May 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Hanslune said: Yes, he is doing just fine. He is let out every few months for a bit of exercise. Looks like David has him worked up again. Could you sedate him and set him on his chair next to his fly fishing stream again. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted May 11, 2023 Author #11 Share Posted May 11, 2023 9 hours ago, Hanslune said: Yes, he is doing just fine. He is let out every few months for a bit of exercise. This place is almost dead. There's still plenty of sweet, sweet milk of the woo teat on Facebook. A man needs nourishment ya know. Harte 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 11, 2023 #12 Share Posted May 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Harte said: This place is almost dead. There's still plenty of sweet, sweet milk of the woo teat on Facebook. A man needs nourishment ya know. Harte Well you won't catch me there. Crackbook is nothing but a flow of political and anti-intellectual trash. Tying jig broke or something? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted May 12, 2023 #13 Share Posted May 12, 2023 22 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said: Ohh we’re poetising again I see. Harte verses The Fringe 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanslune Posted May 12, 2023 #14 Share Posted May 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Golden Duck said: Harte verses The Fringe Yes, the restive fringe which by it dundant (the opposite of redundant) actions has caused his hackles to be heartily heated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trelane Posted May 12, 2023 #15 Share Posted May 12, 2023 We now call the meeting of The Evil Cabal to order...... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cladking Posted May 12, 2023 #16 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Trelane said: We now call the meeting of The Evil Cabal to order...... Maybe it's time to cancel Tesla. Throw Newton in too since he thought the pyramid builders knew the size of the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 13, 2023 #17 Share Posted May 13, 2023 22 hours ago, cladking said: Maybe it's time to cancel Tesla. Throw Newton in too since he thought the pyramid builders knew the size of the earth. And other normally brilliant minds who may have a few fringes ideas. And then there's just the dishonest fringe. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trelane Posted May 13, 2023 #18 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted May 21, 2023 #19 Share Posted May 21, 2023 On 5/11/2023 at 9:47 AM, Piney said: Well you won't catch me there. Crackbook is nothing but a flow of political and anti-intellectual trash. Tying jig broke or something? You differentiate between "political" and "anti-intellectual"? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 21, 2023 #20 Share Posted May 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, DieChecker said: You differentiate between "political" and "anti-intellectual"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted August 17, 2023 Author #21 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Entirely self-promotional and self-serving bump. Harte 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted August 17, 2023 #22 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Harte said: Entirely self-promotional and self-serving bump. Harte Stream dry up? What about Scott (Venetian adjective my wife uses for Ancient Aliens narrators) Cretin's Reverse Earth lunacy? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1200 Posted August 17, 2023 #23 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Piney said: Stream dry up? What about Scott (Venetian adjective my wife uses for Ancient Aliens narrators) Cretin's Reverse Earth lunacy? Are you suggesting that the creature living underneath the pyramid is actually to blame for the odd directions of the 'obviously all intended to point at the same star' shafts? And maybe as the pyramid was being built (as a power station, or communication station to the stars), the beast occasionally shuffled its massive bulk and moved the ground around 180° (or was it 174°? summat like that). And the busy little Ancient Egyptians, rather than run away in blind panic, instead just carried on and built a new shaft on the other side. And sometimes the creature just shifted a bit, maybe scratching its ar$e, and that explains the kinks built into the shafts. And after 30 years of piling rocks on top of rocks they finally finished, only then to realise that you can't generate electricity or beam signals to Sirius by just piling rocks on rocks. But by the time they'd finished it was so heavy the monster was trapped for ever. So some good did come about, after all. Is that what you're saying is true? Cos if so - I agree with you 100%. Edited August 17, 2023 by Tom1200 It ****ed out 'ar$e'. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted August 17, 2023 #24 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Tom1200 said: Are you suggesting that the creature living underneath the pyramid is actually to blame for the odd directions of the 'obviously all intended to point at the same star' shafts? And maybe as the pyramid was being built (as a power station, or communication station to the stars), the beast occasionally shuffled its massive bulk and moved the ground around 180° (or was it 174°? summat like that). And the busy little Ancient Egyptians, rather than run away in blind panic, instead just carried on and built a new shaft on the other side. And sometimes the creature just shifted a bit, maybe scratching its ar$e, and that explains the kinks built into the shafts. And after 30 years of piling rocks on top of rocks they finally finished, only then to realise that you can't generate electricity or beam signals to Sirius by just piling rocks on rocks. But by the time they'd finished it was so heavy the monster was trapped for ever. So some good did come about, after all. Is that what you're saying is true? Cos if so - I agree with you 100%. Merlin told them not to build there before he even hit puberty. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenemet Posted August 18, 2023 #25 Share Posted August 18, 2023 9 hours ago, Piney said: Merlin told them not to build there before he even hit puberty. I believe that His Noodley Goodness has divine permission (from himself) to build anywhere he likes. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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