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Are there any friends of Harte’s that can do a welfare check?

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2 hours ago, Harte said:

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Apologies to Robert Service.
The utter unknown is as tough as a bone and the truth does not visit there.
Pyramid and sphinx have provenance that stinx so another long look they would bear.
They’re hoary with age, so attempting to gauge their origins, the alts had decided,
was imperative for, and crucial what’s more, to the lifestyle their books had provided.
 
It was Hancock and Sitchin and after some b****in Von Daniken joined in the fray
They set up their rigging and started in digging then they noticed the smell of decay.
Childress stood up, wiped the sweat off his gut, and poked in the hole with a stick.
The reaction that came burned for e'er in his brain and he let out a screech on the quick.
 
In the hole there did squirm like a fantastic worm a tentacle suckered and fanged.
No thoughts, but instead, in David’s big head, a massive alarm bell did clang.
Marshalltowns flew in the hullaballoo that arose when the finding was made.
AA Theorists whirled and, like little girls, ran shrieking and sobbing away.
 
All across the plateau with their helpers in tow, they fled; all their trappings eschewed.
If you watch the TV you can easily see to this day they are still quite unglued.
 
Harte

Mr. Harte didn't I see this image on facebook a day or so ago?

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35 minutes ago, Unusual Tournament said:

Are there any friends of Harte’s that can do a welfare check?

It seems to be a feature rather than a bug.(or tentacled worm)

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5 minutes ago, Tatetopa said:

It seems to be a feature rather than a bug.(or tentacled worm)

He must release his poetic muse on occasion or it builds up and makes his BBQ malodorous.

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8 minutes ago, Hanslune said:

He must release his poetic muse on occasion or it builds up and makes his BBQ malodorous.

We can't have that now can we?

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Looks like the pyramids are ovulating. 

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Ohh we’re poetising again I see. 

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5 hours ago, Hanslune said:

Yes, he is doing just fine. He is let out every few months for a bit of exercise.

Looks like David has him worked up again. Could you sedate him and set him on his chair next to his fly fishing stream again.

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9 hours ago, Hanslune said:

Yes, he is doing just fine. He is let out every few months for a bit of exercise.

This place is almost dead.
There's still plenty of sweet, sweet milk of the woo teat on Facebook.

A man needs nourishment ya know.

Harte

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3 hours ago, Harte said:

This place is almost dead.
There's still plenty of sweet, sweet milk of the woo teat on Facebook.

A man needs nourishment ya know.

Harte

Well you won't catch me there. Crackbook is nothing but a flow of political and anti-intellectual trash. 

Tying jig broke or something? 

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22 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

Ohh we’re poetising again I see. 

Harte verses The Fringe

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9 hours ago, Golden Duck said:

Harte verses The Fringe

Yes, the restive fringe which by it dundant (the opposite of redundant) actions has caused his hackles to be heartily heated.

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1 hour ago, Trelane said:

We now call the meeting of The Evil Cabal to order......

Maybe it's time to cancel Tesla.   Throw Newton in too since he thought the pyramid builders knew the size of the earth.

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22 hours ago, cladking said:

Maybe it's time to cancel Tesla.   Throw Newton in too since he thought the pyramid builders knew the size of the earth.

And other normally brilliant minds who may have a few fringes ideas.

And then there's just the dishonest fringe. :rolleyes:

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On 5/11/2023 at 9:47 AM, Piney said:

Well you won't catch me there. Crackbook is nothing but a flow of political and anti-intellectual trash. 

Tying jig broke or something? 

You differentiate between "political" and "anti-intellectual"? :rofl:

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5 minutes ago, DieChecker said:

You differentiate between "political" and "anti-intellectual"? :rofl:

:lol:

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Entirely self-promotional and self-serving bump.

Harte

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1 hour ago, Harte said:

Entirely self-promotional and self-serving bump.

Harte

Stream dry up? 

What about Scott (Venetian adjective my wife uses for Ancient Aliens narrators) Cretin's Reverse Earth lunacy? 

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28 minutes ago, Piney said:

Stream dry up? 

What about Scott (Venetian adjective my wife uses for Ancient Aliens narrators) Cretin's Reverse Earth lunacy? 

Are you suggesting that the creature living underneath the pyramid is actually to blame for the odd directions of the 'obviously all intended to point at the same star' shafts?

And maybe as the pyramid was being built (as a power station, or communication station to the stars), the beast occasionally shuffled its massive bulk and moved the ground around 180° (or was it 174°? summat like that).  

And the busy little Ancient Egyptians, rather than run away in blind panic, instead just carried on and built a new shaft on the other side.

And sometimes the creature just shifted a bit, maybe scratching its ar$e, and that explains the kinks built into the shafts.

And after 30 years of piling rocks on top of rocks they finally finished, only then to realise that you can't generate electricity or beam signals to Sirius by just piling rocks on rocks.

But by the time they'd finished it was so heavy the monster was trapped for ever.  So some good did come about, after all.

Is that what you're saying is true?  Cos if so - I agree with you 100%.

Edited by Tom1200
It ****ed out 'ar$e'.
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1 hour ago, Tom1200 said:

Are you suggesting that the creature living underneath the pyramid is actually to blame for the odd directions of the 'obviously all intended to point at the same star' shafts?

And maybe as the pyramid was being built (as a power station, or communication station to the stars), the beast occasionally shuffled its massive bulk and moved the ground around 180° (or was it 174°? summat like that).  

And the busy little Ancient Egyptians, rather than run away in blind panic, instead just carried on and built a new shaft on the other side.

And sometimes the creature just shifted a bit, maybe scratching its ar$e, and that explains the kinks built into the shafts.

And after 30 years of piling rocks on top of rocks they finally finished, only then to realise that you can't generate electricity or beam signals to Sirius by just piling rocks on rocks.

But by the time they'd finished it was so heavy the monster was trapped for ever.  So some good did come about, after all.

Is that what you're saying is true?  Cos if so - I agree with you 100%.

Merlin told them not to build there before he even hit puberty. :unsure2:

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9 hours ago, Piney said:

Merlin told them not to build there before he even hit puberty. :unsure2:

I believe that His Noodley Goodness has divine permission (from himself) to build anywhere he likes.

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