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Crocodiles busy forming organised religion after tale of ‘virgin birth'


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As news spread that a crocodile laid an egg with a viable embryo, despite no male involvement in the conception, thousands of crocodiles have insisted this must be due to ‘divine intervention’.

“There is no other possible explanation,” said crocodile Simon Williams, who travelled hundreds of miles with a totally inappropriate gift for an infant crocodile.

“Our new diety will bring divinity to our species. This will lead to crocodiles everywhere finally having some meaning to their lives, and an answer to the eternal question of what happens when we die. I, for one, am delighted.”

’ – NewsThump (archive.ph)

Edited by pellinore
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Well someone has to be the momma of Raptor Jesus.


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