Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling 'Bring Out Your Dead!'

[+OverSword]

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect the dead bodies.

"I'm getting better!" shouted Dianne Feinstein as her aides tossed her into the wheelbarrow. "I think I'll go for a walk!"

 

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['Walt' E. Kurtz]

"Im not dead yet" 

"Yes you are you will be stone dead in a moment"

[+Desertrat56]

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-96-of-americans-willing-to-kill-anyone-who-1850688310

Study Finds 96% Of Americans Willing To Kill Anyone Who Makes Them Wait More Than 10 Seconds For Anything

LAS VEGAS—Shedding light on average response times to an unanticipated delay, a new study published Tuesday by the University of Nevada, Las Vegas found that 96% of Americans were willing to kill anyone who makes them wait more than 10 seconds for anything. “Our findings show that if punishment were no obstacle, the vast majority of Americans are prepared to wrap their hands around the neck of anyone who forced them to be stuck in congested traffic or stand in a slow-moving line for a bagel,” said study coauthor Heather Menendez, adding that even with legal constraints, more than 40,000 deaths per year could be attributed solely to someone snapping after being unable to begin swiping their items through a self-service checkout line or start a conference call within seconds of being ready. “We found that Americans across all age, race, and other demographic groups have a countdown clock in their heads that triggers an earth-shaking fury directed at any fellow customer, cashier, motorist, or coworker who makes them wait more than five seconds for any reason.

[+Desertrat56]

Thanks for that link @OverSword  Now I have two places to get my "news".

[+and-then]

THAT was priceless!  I needed a good belly laugh