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Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp


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Apple capped off its rollout day by announcing the first ever totally carbon-neutral Uyghur slave camp, to raucous cheers from those gathered in attendance.

"Let your conscience rest easy, knowing that the entire slave camp is one hundred percent carbon-neutral," said CEO Tim Cook. "Not an ounce of carbon will escape those camps - much like the child slaves working there."



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Oh good God it's satire.

I was deeply saddened for a second. It's sad that I can see Apple actually saying this 

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