Woman 'had sex with a ghost' for years - but broke up with him when she saw his face

[Grim Reaper 6]

A woman has claimed she had intimate encounters with a ghost for over two decades - but she ended things due to his appearance. Paola Flórez, from Colombia, claimed to have had sexual encounters with a ghost for more than twenty years. However, their relationship came to an end when she noticed something unsettling about his appearance.

But everything changed the day Paola finally saw her lover's face, which prompted her to make a final decision on their relationship. She said: "He was a very big man. But the day I caught a glimpse of him, he had fangs and the face of a gargoyle"

Woman 'had sex with a ghost' for years - but broke up with him when she saw his face (msn.com)

[+susieice]

Wait a minute. Twenty years and she never actually saw him? Wouldn't you want to know what they look like even if you are hallucinating? 

I'm sorry. It's been one of those days. 

[Grim Reaper 6]

22 minutes ago, susieice said:

Wait a minute. Twenty years and she never actually saw him? Wouldn't you want to know what they look like even if you are hallucinating? 

I'm sorry. It's been one of those days. 

No your certainly right, but you must admit this is funny story!!!!!!

[openozy]

1 hour ago, Grim Reaper 6 said:

However, their relationship came to an end when she noticed something unsettling about his appearance.

I think my wife thought the same of me 20 years on but she stayed. I believe Paola was a bit shallow. Anyway she didn't have to wash his dirty socks and undies or even cook for him, ungrateful b----. 

[Alchopwn]

Why does this story remind me of the Monkees?

[newbloodmoon]

29 yrs of being boned by a ghost? I call shenanigans, she just didn’t her family to know  she was canoodling with a skeleton

[quiXilver]

[Grim Reaper 6]

4 hours ago, newbloodmoon said:

29 yrs of being boned by a ghost? I call shenanigans, she just didn’t her family to know  she was canoodling with a skeleton

Those dam canoodlers, you just can trust them especially when they are being boned!!!!!

[Grim Reaper 6]

3 hours ago, quiXilver said:

[Antigonos]

Where’s Papa? We definitely need the meter for this one.

[Grim Reaper 6]

1 minute ago, Antigonos said:

Where’s Papa? We definitely need the meter for this one.

I totally agree, I don’t care what anyone thinks about Papa. While, he certainly has some interesting idea’s, I respect him because no matter how rude some people become he stands his ground and rarely even acts in an other than respectful manner!

[Antigonos]

2 hours ago, Grim Reaper 6 said:

I totally agree, I don’t care what anyone thinks about Papa. While, he certainly has some interesting idea’s, I respect him because no matter how rude some people become he stands his ground and rarely even acts in an other than respectful manner!

Yes I’ll give credit where it’s due. He usually remains respectful when confronted with his belief system. In that way he and Cladking are the same. 

[Grim Reaper 6]

3 minutes ago, Antigonos said:

Yes I’ll give credit where it’s due. He usually remains respectful when confronted with his belief system. In that way he and Cladking are the same. 

I don’t even know who Cladking is, but if he like Papa that’s cool. While these guys certainly can be annoying, to many forum members they’re basically harmless and I have always hated to see the weak bullied by strong. I suspect this carried over from my military career!

Peace Bro!

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

I advice her to put a paper bag over the ghost face.  

[papageorge1]

3 hours ago, Antigonos said:

Where’s Papa? We definitely need the meter for this one.

To the rescue.

if it was the Patrick Swayze ghost she wouldn't have broken it off I bet.

However I do believe there are real low vibrational entities that do engage sexually with the living.

Papameter Reading

Paranormal 50%    Psychological Only 40%     Hoax Story 10%

[papageorge1]

15 hours ago, susieice said:

Wait a minute. Twenty years and she never actually saw him? Wouldn't you want to know what they look like even if you are hallucinating? 

I'm sorry. It's been one of those days. 

She was hoping for the Patrick Swayze ghost . 

[newbloodmoon]

I know the perfect person to get at the ‘bottom’ of this case.

Inspector Clouseau

[openozy]

14 hours ago, papageorge1 said:

However I do believe there are real low vibrational entities that do engage sexually with the living.

I agree and also believe some of these low negative entities may possess normally decent people and cause them to behave badly, ending careers. I don't think this would hold up in court.

[openozy]

15 hours ago, Antigonos said:

He usually remains respectful when confronted with his belief system.

Yeah he sort of reminds me of myself .

[Guyver]

I gave a five star approval rating for this thread purely for the comedic prowess of forum members.

[Earl.Of.Trumps]

well, hey! I believe her

[TashaMarie]

I do hope she didn't ghost him.

[+OverSword]

On 10/2/2023 at 5:27 PM, susieice said:

Wait a minute. Twenty years and she never actually saw him? Wouldn't you want to know what they look like even if you are hallucinating? 

I'm sorry. It's been one of those days. 

But he was a very BIG man 

[XenoFish]

Maybe this won't break forum rules.

https://www.sleepfoundation.org/parasomnias/sexsomnia

[tcgram]

3 hours ago, XenoFish said:

Maybe this won't break forum rules.

https://www.sleepfoundation.org/parasomnias/sexsomnia

Never knew such a thing existed....