__Kratos__ Posted March 29, 2005 #1 Share Posted March 29, 2005 (edited) I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? A NOSE I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? PEANUT BUTTER I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? A CRANE Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I? THE TITANIC You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? A TENT When I go in, I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? A DENTIST A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? A WEDDING RING All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? AN ELEVATOR I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? CHEWING GUM If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? A NEWSPAPER BOY ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Don't kill the messenger! Edited March 29, 2005 by __Kratos__ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted March 29, 2005 #2 Share Posted March 29, 2005 YAY! I guessed the last one right! Thats... Kinda sick, but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted March 29, 2005 #3 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted March 29, 2005 #4 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hey you're not supposed to give the answers right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted March 29, 2005 #5 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I got the wedding ring one right... but that was all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted March 29, 2005 #6 Share Posted March 29, 2005 lol, they were fun! Got any more, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-cat-lady Posted March 29, 2005 #7 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Good ones! Riddles never fail to remind me of how dumb I am, I never can figure them out. I think it's because I think too much and can't see the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted March 29, 2005 #8 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Its not hard on these ones, the awnsers are right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now