__Kratos__ Posted April 3, 2005 #51 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Wish Granted! You get a eye disease and you become blind! I wish I was like Superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 3, 2005 #52 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but then those speedos get a little too tight and whats behind them disappears into your abdomen. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 3, 2005 #53 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Wish Granted! You fly to high one day and the sun burns you up to ash! I wish I had a tv in the computer room so I could stay on U.M. and watch NASCAR at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #54 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but the TV is crap and it breaks. So does the computer. I wish I was Scully. (Ha ha Walken) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbm_670 Posted April 3, 2005 Author #55 Share Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) wish granted, but you get banned and dont get to come back. i wish i was mike off of monsters inc. wait... whos scully? Edited April 3, 2005 by mbm_670 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 3, 2005 #56 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Wish Granted! Cause you don't know who Scully is you are shunned forever from U.M. and the locals see you as a monster and kill you! I wish I was a dog in the care of a good family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted April 3, 2005 #57 Share Posted April 3, 2005 I wish I was a dog in the care of a good family! 555787[/snapback] Granted but while wandering the streets the dog catcher puts u away and ur life is short lived. I wish I could tell the future.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted April 3, 2005 #58 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, But the future is the only thing you can tell. I wish everyone loved me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #59 Share Posted April 3, 2005 We do all love you! Wish granted, but then you die. I wish I was Tom Delonges Wife, Jenn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 3, 2005 #60 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Dot, all you shall ever taste is a latte. And this is bad how? Granted star_child, But he asks you for a divorce I wish for it to be sunny and warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #61 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but it is too hot, and everyone dies. I wish to be married to Mark Hoppus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 3, 2005 #62 Share Posted April 3, 2005 So sunny and warm that you skin blisters permanently. I wish a blanket of snow to cover the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #63 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but then Gilly dies. I wish I was Mark Hoppus' wife, Skye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted April 3, 2005 #64 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, But once you become Skye, Skye in turn becomes you. Then you try to steal Mark away from you.... I wish I could visit Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #65 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but you have to share a bed with my sister, and you die from fright. I wish I lived in The Galapagos Islands , the only human there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunarmdscissor Posted April 3, 2005 #66 Share Posted April 3, 2005 wish id got it on wiv ma g/f's hot best friend last nite corrup that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 3, 2005 #67 Share Posted April 3, 2005 You did, then your girlfriend walked in and now your infertile. I wish I had read evrey book in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathbadger11 Posted April 3, 2005 #68 Share Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) Granted but people use war heads on it blowing it up and you. to star child Edited April 3, 2005 by LordOfTheBog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #69 Share Posted April 3, 2005 I wish that I had a rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raistlin Majere Posted April 3, 2005 #70 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but that rat gives you herpes. I wish I had a black oilskin duster coat, like Van Helsing's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 3, 2005 #71 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but it gets ruined. I wish I was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raistlin Majere Posted April 3, 2005 #72 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but then I get better. I wish I had a CAWS automatic 12 Gauge full auto-shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted April 3, 2005 #73 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but you will use it to accidently shoot yoursef I wish I was smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raistlin Majere Posted April 3, 2005 #74 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Granted, but it dosen't make you intelligent. I wish somebody couldn't corrupt this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted April 3, 2005 #75 Share Posted April 3, 2005 (edited) I wish I was smart. Granted, but only smart enough to know how to make muffins. I wish somebody couldn't corrupt this one... Granted, that one wont be corrupted..but you just wait for number two ! I wish I had a pet fox. Edited April 3, 2005 by JayMan895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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