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Granted, but you become a rabbit.

I wish we had more smilys.

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we shall have more smileys, but they all shall depict you with extremely horibble hair, kissing chun mai.

edit see age thread

i wish i had no nose

Edited by MonkeyMan
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your wish is granted, but whenever you sit down, you pee yourself

i wish i owned the world

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Granted, you own the world and as such must clear all the sewerage systems by hand. tongue.gif

I wish I was a famous movie star. wink2.gif

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Wish Granted! One month later illegal downloading crashes the movie industry and you are jobless and have no money.

I wish I could have a clone made to do my very last term of school for me! grin2.gif

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Wish granted but the clone will get all of the answers wrong

I wish for a new, awesome teacher tongue.gif

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you have a new awesome teacher, but he/she dies in a car accident and you get a fat nun instead.

i wish i had no fingernails

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ok u have no finger nails but u end up getting a job gardening and the dirt gets where ur fingernails were and mak it rele painful and they bleed loads so u bleed to death........

i wish i cud die

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Wish granted, but you lose all your toenails and body hair!

I wish I will die in a super horrible accident with lots of explosions.

Edit-Dang Im slow....

Wish Granted, But you end up being resurected in a resident evil type setting.

Edited by Yona
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you shall , but you actaully get revived and nobody cares about it

i wish i had a million dollars

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Granted, but you give it all to me. grin2.gif

I wish I was an expert in Yoga.

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grantd but you get stuck in the handbasket position until you die

i wish i was a turtle named glenn

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granted but u get fat n cant get move so u die in ur shell

i wish i was a puddle of water

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granted but you get splattered all over the place then evaporate

i wish i was a rocck star

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granted but ur rele old and get back pains and cnt "rock" any more

i wish i was a faerie in a jar

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granted but peter griffin owns you and you he farts in the jar eventually killing you(death by suffocation)

i wish my hand was a ps2 controller

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granted but u cudnt leave the console itself......so u had to p*** n stuff where u were n u drowned in ur own p***......

i wish satan n me were best mates

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granted but then everybody turns into jews!

i wana marry satan lol!!!

newhoo

i wish skewl burnt down

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Granted but now you get a tutor to come to your place and hes a mean old man that makes u work 24/7... EVEN ON WEEKENDS!

I wish i ruled the world o.o lol

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Granted. I cahse you with my sagging boobies.

I wish God would give humanity oral sex.

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granted, but everyone else in the world speks german!

I wish I was a monkey.

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Granted. You die a slow death by getting rat posion in your ear.

I wish my boobs weren't sagging.

Edited by Vader
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Granted but now you a big ass.. to big to sit down with so your eternally standing up.

I wish i lived at the sea

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