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Granted. But you can't eat sea food.

I wish Gillian Anderson would marry me.

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granted but at night she turns into a big ugly person so you cant have any fun >:o

i wish i had a billion dollars

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gawd I am slow.

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Granted but thier stuffed so you cant talk or what not with them

I wish that aliens would come

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Granted... But they will take over the world!

I wish that good aliens would come

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granted, but they look like humans and they act like shoesales man.

I wish I had a bike.

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granted, but they come out gay.

I wish I could fly...

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Granted but you end up crashing into a tree

I wish i can figure out something to damn say >.<

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Granted but it comes out like V...

I wish we could slow down so this thing would be cooler original.gif

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Granted but now she's to gay and leaves you to do her own work with her own sex

I wish i had a nice glass of Dr.Pepper

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granted but it tastes like diet.

I wish I could turn gold into lead!

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Granted. But it only works for one hour once every 2 billion years.

I wish I could get a date.

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granted, but it is hilary clinton....

I wish I could see a non corrupt president in office.

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You do. But then Russia nukes the US.

I wish I could take over LOTR Forums.

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granted, but the length comes from something else.....

I wish I had a pet turtle.

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You are now big foot. We all kill you for money.

I wish nudity was on tv 24/7

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Granted, but its all Naked and Ninety.

I wish everyone had free cable.

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granted, but it's slower than a 26k modem, because EVERY one has it.

I wish we could all live in the jungle

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granted, but we all regress in a gorilla like state, then go extinct because of our stupidity.

i wish that evrything on the net was for power users only.

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Granted, but it soon becomes like power walking, most people want to do it, but just don't want to.

I wish cats could talk.

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Granted,but they make fun of you and drive you to suicide.

I wish I was funnier.

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Granted, but you have humor like erkel.

I wish I met a genie.

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