The Banana Pie Eater! Posted April 5, 2005 #126 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but the genie want wishes from you! I wish all the monkeys in the world would be my buttlers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 5, 2005 #127 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Granted, but none of them follow orders, and mess up your carpet. I wish I had a sword that was covered in flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 5, 2005 #128 Share Posted April 5, 2005 granted but you couldnt touch it becos it was too hot! i wish nothing went wrong in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 5, 2005 #129 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Wish Granted! To bad you are in a coma and don't know it. I wish I was an almighty God that can weave the universe to his will. Have armies of thousands that will never question my commands. Have fleets of ships that will go into battle no matter the danger. Have trillions of creatures across the vast universe worship me till the day they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 5, 2005 #130 Share Posted April 5, 2005 wish granted! but everybody's an atheist and you get absolutely no respect(you don't even get acknowledge.) I wish i had a monkey like mojo, my avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #131 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted but hes a total moron and gets fat and lazy I wish i had a giant lizard as my pet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 6, 2005 #132 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but he gets an addiction to drugs, and you pay $3000 for rehab i wish i didn't have to have iv needles stuck in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #133 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You have them drilled into you. I wish I could kill God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 6, 2005 #134 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but he goes to heaven.... I wish the sky was falling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #135 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. It only falls on you, and you get a sex change. I wish I had a film company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 6, 2005 #136 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but the Teletubbies Film Company.... I wish I was made from cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted April 6, 2005 #137 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but you are broken up and put into mouse traps. I wish I could travel the world 1st class all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #138 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. I slap a first calss stamp on you and send you o na round trip around the world. You arrive in my house again, 3 years later. I wish I owned The White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 6, 2005 #139 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted.... but you wake up as the first lady... I wish I was a giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #140 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted. you are a giant nuclear fart. I wish porn was free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 6, 2005 #141 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wish Granted! To bad you lost function of your precious organ. I wish I had a card that gave me everything free I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphina Posted April 6, 2005 #142 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but your arms shrivel up into toothpicks I wish...um...*thinks carefully, trying to think of one that doesn't have any side effects*....to be omnipotent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 6, 2005 #143 Share Posted April 6, 2005 wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die i wish i was omniscient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #144 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. I kill you for asking to be something I have no idea what it means. I wish I was in CSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDevil2053 Posted April 6, 2005 #145 Share Posted April 6, 2005 wish granted, btu xince your too powerful, you collapse on yourself and die i wish i was omniscient 559587[/snapback] granted...but since you picked a wish that I would've have to look up in a dictionary to know what the heck omniscient was, it only will last for a day. I wish I had better vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #146 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted. I kill you for being too smart. I wish I was in CSI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDevil2053 Posted April 6, 2005 #147 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted, but you are only in CSI as a jaywalker that gets run over in the first 8 seconds. I wish I didn't have to work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #148 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You have to go on a 48 hour date with me instead. I wish food was free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDevil2053 Posted April 6, 2005 #149 Share Posted April 6, 2005 lol^^^ granted...all the food you eat is now free...but now you have to pay to poop. I wish that I was a little more normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #150 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. We ban you from UM and steal all of your make up and act like Pam Anderson. I wish we didn't have to pay bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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