Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #151 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but now you never get any power and water cause you dont pay I wish i was a oscomyer wiener o.O (spelt it wrong lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #152 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. I devour you in three bites. Um. I wish I didn't smell so bad.. (I should have payed my bills!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #153 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but now you smell like a flower so everyone thinks ur gay I wish i had a big pizza for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #154 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (and whats wrong with being gay??) Granted. It is one BIG pizze. however, it is covered in doggy poo. yummy! I wish I had a sexy, woman in a 2 pice bathing suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 6, 2005 #155 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, it is five feet round but it's ten years old. I wish I had a ninja bodyguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 6, 2005 #156 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) granted...what piece of the world do you want? I wish to win the lotto edit: !!! No fair Burnside! You asked for world peace! Edited April 6, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #157 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. But you marry me and I steal it all and say it was all your fault. I want to go on your picnic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 6, 2005 #158 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, provided you bring the right thing to my picnic. You get a bad case of poison ivy. I wish for a plasma screen TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yona Posted April 6, 2005 #159 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) Granted but its a donner pass picnic. I wish I had a wish that didn't kill me EDIT- I hate being slow..... Edited April 6, 2005 by Yona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #160 Share Posted April 6, 2005 granted. A flock of rabid chickens eat it. I wish for a BIG pot of gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 6, 2005 #161 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wish granted, but it comes with a horny leprachaun. I wish I had no worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #162 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You have nothing. Nothing at all. No worries. I wish I was loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #163 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) Granted but your only loved by old people and animals I wish i was a pimp o.o Edited April 6, 2005 by Conspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #164 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but now your only loved by woman, guys dont love you xD i wish i had something to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #165 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Grenated. A rancid pice of meat and bo' does it bite back! I wish I could stop asking for sexual things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #166 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wish granted but now you never ever wanna talk about sex again.. even with a girl!!! I wish i could play with fire right at this moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 6, 2005 #167 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wish granted, but your so ugly that fire doesn't want to play with you. I wish I saw bigfoot right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 6, 2005 #168 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wish granted and now your dead. I wish I was a fish that was never preyed upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #169 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. You live for a thousand years only to be boiled when new volcano is formed. I wish I had a Japanese girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 6, 2005 #170 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted. She has a pet chicken and you develop SARS. I wish I could ride Nessie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #171 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but she goes underwear and you drown I wish i had a Chupacabra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #172 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted, but on a full moon it shapeshifts into a big Red neck Named BUBBA and makes you give him a toss salad. And no, you can not get rid of it. I wish my Japanese Girlfriend hadn't died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #173 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but now shess a zombie that wants to eat your brain. I wish i had a Italian gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 6, 2005 #174 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Granted but now you can never ever get another wish ever again I wish my italian gf would give me more then head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 6, 2005 #175 Share Posted April 6, 2005 She gives you a 9mm bullet between your legs. I wish birds wouldn't crap on me or my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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