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corrupted wish game


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granted, but it was a guy living in the mountains only that had not shaved since 1500.

i wish two wishes for you.

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Granted, but one of thems that you die a painful death.

I wish I was invinceable.

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Granted. I wished my two wishes and became wealthy and famous.

I wish I can wish a wish that noone else can wish what I'm wishing.

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granted, but that wish is so secretive that you never wish it.

i wish Winning Witty Willard would wash windows wednesday while walking.

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Granted. But while Winning Witty Willard was walking Wednesday washing windows, a wabbit wan out in fwont of Winning Witty Willard and Winning Witty Willard went down on the gwound he stawted to fwound because he wounded his wittle hand because the window bwoke.

I wish I could go back in time to see the dinosaurs.

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granted, but you become your first "acutal real father"....hey dad grin2.gif

i vish and voudner vhy villiam viped the vashtub.

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(Replie blocked due the catholic like state of americas censorship policies.)

I wish i had my pants on

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Granted, but it irritates the Chupacabra that's already wearing them.

I wish I didn't have to work.

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Granted... by the way, sorry about the worm.

I wish that stereotypes didn't exist.

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Granted... but all Koreans will have to starve now and blacks will have to get a job.

I wish I wasn't physically and sexually abused as a child.

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Granted, but now you have no reason own all those handguns, and beheaded barbie dolls.

I wish that every day was a good day.

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Your wish has been granted sadly though the person who decided what a "good day" was hates you

I wish my kids would listen

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wish granted just dont fool around and tell them to go play in heavy traffic

i wish this gril i like in my class would like me(or if she already does just to addmit it) wub.gif

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whoa. tongue.gif wish granted, but said the same thing to the school bully 10 seconds ago.

i wish you were the most brilliant person on earth.

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wish granted but then i get super streangth a snap you like a tooth pick grin2.gif

i wish that i met the band"KoRn"

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Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of lame posers.

I wish I'd stop using homeless people for archery practices

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Granted but now u got no targets to practice on.

I wish i won the lottery.

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Granted, but ten million others also won, so you won like 5 dollars.

I wish I won a new Ibanez guitar.

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Granted, but both of your hands get cut off.

I wish hell was real and I'd get to spend an eternity bathing in the river of flames.

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Granted, you also stub your toe.

I wish I had super powers.

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Your wish has been granted but your powers are invisibilty and now no one can see you so you have no friends

I wish summer was here

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Granted, but your company transfers you to Antarctica

I wish for a tall, non fat ,latte, extra hot with just a smidge of cinnamon. And a scone.

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Granted, but you burn your mouth seriously while drinking it. (latte is a type of coffee, right? mmm.. coffee)

I wish I had a hat.

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Granted but its to small for you to put on

I wish i had a paintball gun

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