RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #226 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) granted, but it was a guy living in the mountains only that had not shaved since 1500. i wish two wishes for you. Edited April 7, 2005 by RaginCajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 7, 2005 #227 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but one of thems that you die a painful death. I wish I was invinceable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 7, 2005 #228 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. I wished my two wishes and became wealthy and famous. I wish I can wish a wish that noone else can wish what I'm wishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #229 Share Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but that wish is so secretive that you never wish it. i wish Winning Witty Willard would wash windows wednesday while walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcturnersr Posted April 7, 2005 #230 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted. But while Winning Witty Willard was walking Wednesday washing windows, a wabbit wan out in fwont of Winning Witty Willard and Winning Witty Willard went down on the gwound he stawted to fwound because he wounded his wittle hand because the window bwoke. I wish I could go back in time to see the dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #231 Share Posted April 7, 2005 granted, but you become your first "acutal real father"....hey dad i vish and voudner vhy villiam viped the vashtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cor_raven Posted April 7, 2005 #232 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (Replie blocked due the catholic like state of americas censorship policies.) I wish i had my pants on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 7, 2005 #233 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Granted, but it irritates the Chupacabra that's already wearing them. I wish I didn't have to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 8, 2005 #234 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Wish Granted! to bad your dead... I wish I was a apple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 8, 2005 #235 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted... by the way, sorry about the worm. I wish that stereotypes didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernatus Posted April 8, 2005 #236 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted... but all Koreans will have to starve now and blacks will have to get a job. I wish I wasn't physically and sexually abused as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelS Posted April 8, 2005 #237 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but now you have no reason own all those handguns, and beheaded barbie dolls. I wish that every day was a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panther10758 Posted April 8, 2005 #238 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Your wish has been granted sadly though the person who decided what a "good day" was hates you I wish my kids would listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 8, 2005 #239 Share Posted April 8, 2005 wish granted just dont fool around and tell them to go play in heavy traffic i wish this gril i like in my class would like me(or if she already does just to addmit it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 8, 2005 #240 Share Posted April 8, 2005 whoa. wish granted, but said the same thing to the school bully 10 seconds ago. i wish you were the most brilliant person on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 8, 2005 #241 Share Posted April 8, 2005 wish granted but then i get super streangth a snap you like a tooth pick i wish that i met the band"KoRn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernatus Posted April 8, 2005 #242 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of lame posers. I wish I'd stop using homeless people for archery practices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 8, 2005 #243 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but now u got no targets to practice on. I wish i won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trickster Posted April 8, 2005 #244 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but ten million others also won, so you won like 5 dollars. I wish I won a new Ibanez guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernatus Posted April 8, 2005 #245 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but both of your hands get cut off. I wish hell was real and I'd get to spend an eternity bathing in the river of flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 8, 2005 #246 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, you also stub your toe. I wish I had super powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panther10758 Posted April 8, 2005 #247 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Your wish has been granted but your powers are invisibilty and now no one can see you so you have no friends I wish summer was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 8, 2005 #248 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but your company transfers you to Antarctica I wish for a tall, non fat ,latte, extra hot with just a smidge of cinnamon. And a scone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trickster Posted April 8, 2005 #249 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted, but you burn your mouth seriously while drinking it. (latte is a type of coffee, right? mmm.. coffee) I wish I had a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 8, 2005 #250 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Granted but its to small for you to put on I wish i had a paintball gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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