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Wish Granted, to bad paintballing isn't popular anymore and NOBODY plays it.

I wish I had a giant dragon!

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granted but he doesnt see u and stands on u

i wish my bf were here now

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Granted but hes frozen solid so you cant do anything with him

I wish my gf were here now sad.gif

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Wish granted, but she's locked in a box made of bulletproof and soundproof glass

I wish I had a box box made of bulletproof and soundproof glass... <_<

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Granted, but you drop it and its not shock-resistent.

I wish I was dateing the girl in Jan's blog.

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Granted, but she sprouts horns.

I wish I owned a Pepsi factory.

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Granted, but you produce inferior pepsi so janiel burns the factory down and kills you.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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Granted,though its hard for a kodak roll to fire synapses

I wish I'd wished i was a fish rofl.gif

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Granted, but you'll be fried in about five minutes

I wish I was dating BloodRayne. tongue.gif

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Granted but u end up getting eaten by a shark

I wish i was the best UM poster

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done but you still get eaten by a skark

a vampire shark

with blade fin thingiys

I wish for to be in a band

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Granted but your band is the worst band in the world

I wish i found a alien

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Granted, but the alien eats you alive and you sit in its belly and slowly digest over the course of five years.

I wish I had a million dollars grin2.gif

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Granted but u waste it on mcdonalds

i wish i could find the best sword in morrowind

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granted but when the sword is put though the disk you caan't play it, its in pieces

i wish there was a decent american car

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Granted but it goes out of business in 5 days

I wish i was at a womans Bikini party grin2.gif

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Granted. But it's the Bulgarian Womens' weight-lifting teams' bikini party..

I wish I had my own television show...

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Granted, but it only airs at 3:00 AM on Monday mornings.

I wish I were an oscar mayer wiener...

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Granted, and heres a pack of hounds to help celebrate your change. tongue.gif

I wish to get a great piccy of a Yowie.

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Wish granted, but the Yowie turns around and eats you.

I wish I had blonde hair.

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Granted but everyone calls u blonde cause u got blonde hair and u do turn stupid cause of it

I wish i could party with some crazy mexicans!!!

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Granted but you turn into a giant taco.

I wish I had muscles.

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granted, but you are so muscular that everyone thinks you are a man.

i wish you a happy ending.

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granted , you choke on a pudding pop before you could make said wish

Moe wishes Bill Cosby would call. WHY WONT HE CALL US????

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