henpeck69 Posted April 9, 2005 #276 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. Bill Cosby calls but it is the wrong number. I wish my cat could talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 9, 2005 #277 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but all he does is curse. I wish I could do a back roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #278 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted , you didnt do a backroll off a cliff Moe wishes he could whistle while he ate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakezulah Posted April 9, 2005 #279 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, but in trying to do so, you spit a big wad of chewed food at someone and they beat the crap outta you for it. i wish in place of my right hand was a chainsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpalz Posted April 9, 2005 #280 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you can only scracth your back (or other parts) with the chainsaw. I wish I could have an everlasting bubblegum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Again Posted April 9, 2005 #281 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted. But then you become the bubble gum, someone blows you and you pop I wish I had a pet pegasus Edited April 9, 2005 by Me_Again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trickster Posted April 9, 2005 #282 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but only you can see pegasus, and all your friends and family will think you are insane. I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #283 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted but u the onli one there! i wish i cud die my hair properly black without it goin grey Edited April 9, 2005 by horrification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #284 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but your hair will fall out. I wish for a purple lightsaber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillcrazy Posted April 9, 2005 #285 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, But you can't buy batteries for it. I wish not to have wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #286 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you never fulfill your dreams I wish to have an uncorupted wish Edited April 9, 2005 by pagan_jedi_girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 9, 2005 #287 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted this wish is uncorrupted. As a bonus you will forever talk like a 12 Year Old AOLer I wish for more sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tia Posted April 9, 2005 #288 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, you will sleep for the next 60yrs and wake up an old woman. I wish I had more money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #289 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, then I steal it. I wish I had the best computer in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #290 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Grnated, but I eat it. I wish I had 17 Japanese and Korean girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #291 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but it will cost you 1 million a month to power, and 80 thousand per fortnight on repair bills I wish to have an uncorrupted wish without bonuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #292 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. I wish I had magical vibraitor that could get me any girl I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #293 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but the use of it would morph the girl into some hideous beast. I wish I could fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #294 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you are a tiny little dragonfly, that no one loves. I wish I could have 7 blind wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #295 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they are ugly, b****y and smelly. I wish I had a Chevy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #296 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, but you can neve rhave sex. EVER! HAHAHA! I wish my 7 blind wives were nicer, and prettier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #297 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted, but they'll still smell I wish i was a butterfly that everyone loved Edited April 9, 2005 by pagan_jedi_girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #298 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. but a big fat dude eats you and spits you back out. I wish I was Pope, and I was surrounded by lovely aitheist virgians who wanted to bed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #299 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but as butterflies don't live very long and they are not very sociable,no one gets the chance to love you. I wish I had magical powers that never backfired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 9, 2005 #300 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Vader Granted but you are celibate Star Granted but you can only magick a spark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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