Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #301 Share Posted April 9, 2005 What ever wish you wanted, granted, however, I dismiss it 3 hours later, and you live your life with homobhobic lesbians. I wish- I wish I was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Demon Posted April 9, 2005 #302 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but in a few hours you will be mauled by a pack of rabid badgers. I wish I had $1,000,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #303 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted. Too bad your husband is in the Mafia. He uses your new funds to buy him a hit squad from the CIA. I wish I could own the sun, so I could slap everyone with a "sunshine use" bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #304 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then the Sun dies. So do we. I wish I was in L6 at school. (6th year) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #305 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Grnated, but you have to wear skimp little skirts and you chew bubble gum REALLY loud and all the boys drool over you, so you never get any word done and fail. Tough Titty. I wish someone would make me a BIG Pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 9, 2005 #306 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it turnes out the cook used raw eggs i wish i was in a world wide known band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #307 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) *Blank Post*. Edited April 9, 2005 by Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #308 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted. However, it is a Christian band and you are all blown to tiny pieces by LSD, homophobic, Weed sniffin' Karate Ninjas. I wish I had the biggest starfleet in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roswell Man Posted April 9, 2005 #309 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted. i wish evryone on earth had £10,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #310 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, we werent a planet of intelligent jelly fish whose monetary system was in oysters Moe wishes to dance the polka with Abe Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Demon Posted April 9, 2005 #311 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but halfway through he will break his ankle. I wish I could go deer hunting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #312 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted. the deer hunt you to the death. i wish i could eat alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #313 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you have to eat those you love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #314 Share Posted April 9, 2005 I wish I there was a Dunkin' Doughnuts in my town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #315 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they close due to lack of customers because they suck. I wish I had a flying Unicorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 9, 2005 #316 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but hes to small for u to ride on i wish i had a pet hedgehog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #317 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted you didnt prick yourself petting it Moe wishes for talcum powder Edited April 9, 2005 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cor_raven Posted April 9, 2005 #318 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but you are mistaken by a cop for a imagrent with cocaiine and are beaten to kingdo come with a fish a really angry fish who stinks I wish for someone to bring me a shrubery NI NI NI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #319 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, the shrubber is blind and also trims your head a really angry head who stinks We wish for cheese flavored lollipops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #320 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Granted, but no need to say they stink.... I wish I had a gun to shoot those bloody kids who keep running past my house! Edited April 9, 2005 by star_child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #321 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted , the FBI is not monitoring this websight We wish for tummy rubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #322 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they are given with very long, pointy sharp unfiled nails. That would hurt, by the way. I wish my iPod didn't break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #323 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted , you recieved a jazzy new one for rubbing tummys. moe wishes for fishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #324 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but PETA rescue them, and you have none. I wish I had a Gibson. Pete Townshend style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 9, 2005 #325 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, pete doesnt switch to Ibanez Moe wishes for a wah wah peddle. they are wholesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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