cor_raven Posted April 9, 2005 #326 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted but you get a basd rash I wish for a box of wonder and another shrubery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 9, 2005 #327 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it says this wish will self destruct in 5...4...3...2..1 beebeeebeeeb BBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i had a girlfreind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #328 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Awwwww! Granted, (how can I corrupt such a cute wish?) but then all the girls chase you, so she dumps you, then you get all the other ones. I wish I could move out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #329 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but into a cardboard box. I wish for an infinite supply or smarties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #330 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but they are 10 years out of date, won't bio-degrade, and Green Peace are now after you, with their good friends the FBI. I wish I was happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #331 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but happy as in stoned. I wish I was made of gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #332 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Stoned is good! You are now made of gold, but I will sell you on Ebay. I wish I was good at art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #333 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but only the pornographic kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #334 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Still good! I wish I could live on Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #335 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but you die. I wish I was made of lego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #336 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then one of those dumb kids that keep running past my house with sticks break you, and eat the little bits. (they are stupid kids) I wish I knew my Spanish Orals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #337 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but its spanish oral sex..... i wish i had a cllection vat of blood insted of havin to go out n hunt every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star_child Posted April 9, 2005 #338 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but it clotts and goes rancid. I wish I passed all my tests that I have next month, and know nothing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 9, 2005 #339 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) granted. But you have to have sex with the Might Thor, who smells like a hog. I wish I could eat metal. Edited April 9, 2005 by Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #340 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but ur teeth fall out i wish that i liked clotty blood....its rather chewey....i hate it wen it goes like tht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 9, 2005 #341 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but the blood turns out to be blood with cancer i wish i met the band metalica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #342 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but they are all phsyco and kill u with a chair.... i wish i was immune to all diseases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 9, 2005 #343 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but then you get hit by a truck. I wish I could turn invisable at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #344 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but u cant tuch anything u go rite thru it... i wish i was immune to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 9, 2005 #345 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Wish Granted! You get hunted down by the village people, they lock you in a chest and bury you. You shrink and starve wishing to die every moment. I wish I had a $1.35! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyMan Posted April 9, 2005 #346 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted, but you live life in misery i wish i had my own monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted April 9, 2005 #347 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (edited) Wish Granted! It turned evil on you and rips our your eye balls only to EAT them! Then once you are screaming in agony and blinded, it sneaks around you and stabs you in the back of the legs so you may fall. Then the evil monkey goes aztec on your butt and sacrifices you to the sun god, by removing your heart with its hands! I wish I wasn't so warped in the head. Edited April 9, 2005 by __Kratos__ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrification Posted April 9, 2005 #348 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it only lasts a secnd becos u hit ur head on a table so it knocked u out for a while... i wish i cud have nething i wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
final flight Posted April 9, 2005 #349 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Hey thats cheating. I wish i owned microsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 9, 2005 #350 Share Posted April 9, 2005 granted but it gets hacked i wish i met johnathan davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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