snuffypuffer Posted April 9, 2005 #351 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Granted, but he turns out to be a giant tool. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saRa Posted April 10, 2005 #352 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but you shall only eat what you are... I wish I could end world hunger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 10, 2005 #353 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but then evreyones obsese and dies; the survivors blame this on you and kill you. I wish I was king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saRa Posted April 10, 2005 #354 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but eveyone turns on you. Heresy! I wish that there could be world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted April 10, 2005 #355 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but in order for there to be total peace everyone has to become gay, and in that we slowly go extinct. I wish I had a pepsi right now. (bleh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saRa Posted April 10, 2005 #356 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but it turns into... evil Coca-Cola! bwahahah! I wish that I weren't in pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted April 10, 2005 #357 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but your pain would go to someone else instead and they would be in pain. I wish I some freaking money, damnit >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saRa Posted April 10, 2005 #358 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but I loose money so you can gain the money... I wish that you get enough money for the prom in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janiel Posted April 10, 2005 #359 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but prom ends up sucking ass and we wish we didn't pay... I wish I had more time >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #360 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but u got nothing to fill it so your always bored i wish i had the biggest t.v in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saRa Posted April 10, 2005 #361 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) Granted, but you get the smallest remote in the world... I wish I could fly... Edited April 10, 2005 by saRa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 10, 2005 #362 Share Posted April 10, 2005 wish granted, but you can only fly during a full moon. I wish never to get ill or sick again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #363 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but then you must take a pill every hour to not get sick or ill i wish i could catch the gingerbread man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 10, 2005 #364 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but it tastes bad. I wish I could taste good things instead of bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #365 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but that means ur cursed to only eat poo for the rest of eternity I wish i had a nice coffee from Tim Hortans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #366 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but I peed in it and Walken did other male things in it. I wish I could close this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 10, 2005 #367 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted but now all the nerds are mad so it becomes the attack of the nerds I wish my mom would stop b****ing at me. (seriously lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted April 10, 2005 #368 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but only on Sundays... I wish I had every Tupac cd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDevil2053 Posted April 10, 2005 #369 Share Posted April 10, 2005 granted, but all the cds skip or have errors. I wish that I could have a stressful day and not smoke...I quit, but then 2 years later I start working 2 jobs and Ta-da! I am killing myself slowly again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted April 10, 2005 #370 Share Posted April 10, 2005 All that granted except you listen to a different Tupac song everyday for over 3 hours and you like it. I wish I owned a store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #371 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, you will be robbed at gun point I wish I was taller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Childe_of_Malkav Posted April 10, 2005 #372 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted. But you pee yourself all the time. I wish I could take a dump in the Oval Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted April 10, 2005 #373 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but there will be no toilet paper within a mile from you. I wish my cell phone bill was $3.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan_jedi_girl Posted April 10, 2005 #374 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, but this wish costs you $2,000 I wish I had spaceship, that worked, and could never be stolen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted April 10, 2005 #375 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Granted, the drivers license for that is $150,000 for every 2 years. I wish I had $1million dollars now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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